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E.H. Ruddock wrote:I really hate when people say they make the best _____ in a conversation about a food that everyone makes just fine. Your grilled cheese isn't better than mine, it's not fucking hard to do.
the secret to a good grilled cheese are the raisins
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:I really hate when people say they make the best _____ in a conversation about a food that everyone makes just fine. Your grilled cheese isn't better than mine, it's not fucking hard to do.
the secret to a good grilled cheese are the raisins
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tragabigzanda wrote:the best pancakes
There's no such thing. Pancakes are fucking stupid.
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What's worse is when you are eating something made by someone that claims it to be "the best". Then they say that stupid shit like "huh? HUHHHH? What did I tell you? Isn't it the best?!". Then you have to be all "yeah, sure, it's great. Really tasty pancakes".
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maple syrup or gtfo
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:What's worse is when you are eating something made by someone that claims it to be "the best". Then they say that stupid shit like "huh? HUHHHH? What did I tell you? Isn't it the best?!". Then you have to be all "yeah, sure, it's great. Really tasty pancakes".
Or the variant of when you say you don't like something and the other person says you've never had it prepared correctly and I have the secret to prepare it correctly.

Like venison. I'm not a big fan. Grew up all around it. Deer season is a big deal around here. I just never cared for the taste of it. Yet everybody tells me i've never had it prepared the correct way and they know how to do it correctly and I will like it. Well, no, motherfucker. I just don't like the taste of it like you do.
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Joey, i'm sorry about your favorite restaurant, Prune....it will be missed :peace:
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back in 2005ish? we had everything on their menu...so good
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don’t worry - NYT already has a madlibs article ready for the rebirth restaurants when the shutdown ends

this will end in a happy story - sneak peak of some excerpts:

‘NYC restauranteurs are always a hardy bunch - to make it in this city ... when covid-19 unexpectedly hit .... out of the ashes of covid-19 .... uses fresh, local ingredients for a twist on a classic...”
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my favorite meal is a cheesebuger with a side of fried okra and strawberries
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what kind of cheese and how is the burger cooked

and is there lettuce and tomato and onion and ketchup on the burger
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:my favorite meal is a cheesebuger with a side of fried okra and strawberries

Lenny, if buffets were open wouldn't you like to go to one right now and stuff yourself til your eyes float? I would.
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96583UP wrote:what kind of cheese and how is the burger cooked

and is there lettuce and tomato and onion and ketchup on the burger
goat cheese...medium rare

lettuce, mayo, pickles, and kindness
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