Anybody want a Corona?
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
4 months? If the money manages not to run out.Rob wrote:digster wrote:I wonder if it won't tick up too intensely, immediately; even once they lift these orders, are people going to be running to gyms and restaurants?
This is the million dollar question. Also been wondering how quickly people on unemployment actually go back to work given the extra $600 on top of regular benefits.
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
5 new cases here today - might be down to zero new by the time this lockdown ends...
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Our governor wants people back in the gyms, back in the spas and beauty shops, back in the nail parlors, but he wants people to maintain six feet of separation.
Let me tell you, Homer Simpson is cock of nothing!
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
in the worst case, can we still boil our tap water and let it cool and drink it, yes?McParadigm wrote:The main reason for national shortages, according to the CEO of the Compressed Gas Association (CGA), Rich Gottwald, is a ramping down of ethanol production.
“Back in the summertime, the [Trump] administration exempted some gasoline manufacturers from using ethanol. Then we had Russia and Saudi Arabia flooding the market with cheap gasoline. All of that led to an oversupply of ethanol,” Gottwald said.
“As ethanol manufacturers were ramping down because there wasn’t a market for their product, along comes Covid-19, which meant people weren’t driving anywhere”, he added.
This led to plant closures, including among the 50 specialized plants that collect CO2 for the food and beverage market.
Gottwald’s association, along with a number of associations representing food and beverage industries, which together use 77% of food-grade CO2, issued a joint warning to the federal government about the shortage.
In an open letter to the vice-president, Mike Pence, the coalition warns: “Preliminary data show that production of CO2 has decreased by approximately 20%, and experts predict that CO2 production may be reduced by 50% by mid-April.”
It continues: “A shortage in CO2 would impact the US availability of fresh food, preserved food and beverages, including beer production.”
need to know whether to start hoarding poland spring
i never got on the water hoarding train
but i know where to buy a ticket
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Tap water is supposedly safer than bottles in many cases but I can smell the chlorine or whatever in mine. Im sure boiling it would kill off all doubt though.
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looks like C02 has to do with adjusting the water's pH
this sounds too scientific for my monkey brain
what if the water pumping around in the pipes is too acidic or basic bc we dont have enough C02?
then do the pipes corrode?
maybe we can buy more C02 from canada they probably still have some
this sounds too scientific for my monkey brain
what if the water pumping around in the pipes is too acidic or basic bc we dont have enough C02?
then do the pipes corrode?
maybe we can buy more C02 from canada they probably still have some
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
this is like the opposite of SpaceBalls


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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Calibrate your enthusiasm
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
I thought new York post was basically tabloid journalism though ?tragabigzanda wrote:maybe KY should slow their roll
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Lol. The comments pointed out that George Washington utilized quarantine orders to fight small pox. Correct.
Lol. Morons. Everywhere. Morons
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
The Georgia governor expects an increase in covid cases & hospitalizations with the loosening of restrictions but also feels that our medical system is better prepared for than we were last month. There are certainly doubts if this is true. He also said the federal guidelines on reopening is just that, guidelines and not mandates. He even brought out the tired "cure is worse than the disease" line.
Kemp and other red state governors are going to have to learn the hard way by seeing more of their constituents die. They are sacrificing people's health and lives for the economy but are too shortsighted to see if people are sick and dying the economy will not get better either. They're still not taking this seriously. I would not at all be surprised to see stricter restrictions come back in mid May. I hope the electorate remembers that come November.
That said our governor will not up for re-election until 2022.
Kemp and other red state governors are going to have to learn the hard way by seeing more of their constituents die. They are sacrificing people's health and lives for the economy but are too shortsighted to see if people are sick and dying the economy will not get better either. They're still not taking this seriously. I would not at all be surprised to see stricter restrictions come back in mid May. I hope the electorate remembers that come November.
That said our governor will not up for re-election until 2022.
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
It's interesting to see the differences... we have an (R) Governor in MD and he's been fantastic in this chaos... but it's a mostly blue state.Biff Pocoroba wrote:The Georgia governor expects an increase in covid cases & hospitalizations with the loosening of restrictions but also feels that our medical system is better prepared for than we were last month. There are certainly doubts if this is true. He also said the federal guidelines on reopening is just that, guidelines and not mandates. He even brought out the tired "cure is worse than the disease" line.
Kemp and other red state governors are going to have to learn the hard way by seeing more of their constituents die. They are sacrificing people's health and lives for the economy but are too shortsighted to see if people are sick and dying the economy will not get better either. They're still not taking this seriously. I would not at all be surprised to see stricter restrictions come back in mid May. I hope the electorate remembers that come November.
That said our governor will not up for re-election until 2022.
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Two more international events canceled this year:
Pamplona's Running of the Bulls
Munich's Octoberfest
Pamplona's Running of the Bulls
Munich's Octoberfest
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Lmao come on man.tragabigzanda wrote:The purple states are the future of AmericaBi_3 wrote:It's interesting to see the differences... we have an (R) Governor in MD and he's been fantastic in this chaos... but it's a mostly blue state.Biff Pocoroba wrote:The Georgia governor expects an increase in covid cases & hospitalizations with the loosening of restrictions but also feels that our medical system is better prepared for than we were last month. There are certainly doubts if this is true. He also said the federal guidelines on reopening is just that, guidelines and not mandates. He even brought out the tired "cure is worse than the disease" line.
Kemp and other red state governors are going to have to learn the hard way by seeing more of their constituents die. They are sacrificing people's health and lives for the economy but are too shortsighted to see if people are sick and dying the economy will not get better either. They're still not taking this seriously. I would not at all be surprised to see stricter restrictions come back in mid May. I hope the electorate remembers that come November.
That said our governor will not up for re-election until 2022.
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Fuck it, just cancel Christmas.Biff Pocoroba wrote:Two more international events canceled this year:
Pamplona's Running of the Bulls
Munich's Octoberfest
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