Anybody want a Corona?

[doug rr]

[Rob]

Ummmm what?

https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/world/20 ... lungs.html

US President Donald Trump suggests 'injecting disinfectant' to treat COVID-19, 'clean the lungs

How quick will one of the TrumpFucks inject bleach into themselves?

This is from a guy that continually boasts of his incredible intelligence. He has to absolutely be amongst the dumbest the species has ever produced.

We've seen a lot. That minute where he talked about UV light and disinfectants was one of the most depressing.

[B]

Susan Collins

https://nathantbernard.substack.com/p/s ... quarantine

[Chris_H_2]

Susan Collins

https://nathantbernard.substack.com/p/s ... quarantine

once again, you gotta love the protesters wearing their masks

[McParadigm]

lol

[verb_to_trust]

You knew that was coming. As usual, we are the dumb ones for not understanding what Trump really meant.

[Bi_3]

You knew that was coming. As usual, we are the dumb ones for not understanding what Trump really meant.

BE SMART! WIN!

[Bi_3]

All these ventilators that companies were making... did any of that ever actually happen? Wasn’t GM and some others starting production on those things?

[Anders]

This has almost certainly been covered, but:

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-52411706

A leading disinfectant producer has issued a strong warning not to use its products on the human body after Donald Trump suggested they could potentially be used to treat coronavirus.

Reckitt Benckiser, which owns Lysol and Dettol, said "under no circumstance" should its products be injected or ingested.

[wease]

This has almost certainly been covered, but:

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-52411706

A leading disinfectant producer has issued a strong warning not to use its products on the human body after Donald Trump suggested they could potentially be used to treat coronavirus.

Reckitt Benckiser, which owns Lysol and Dettol, said "under no circumstance" should its products be injected or ingested.

It’ll happen before the weekend is over. We’ve already had calls to the office asking if we did bleach injections or IVs.

[E.H. Ruddock]

Funny how this has changed the way we react to being sick. My partner has been coughing and fatigued for a week. Her doctor ordered a COVID test since the grocery store we shop at recently had four workers test positive. We were told it would be 48 hours for results. 48 sleepless hours. We're healthy, but she has 3 kids. So neither of us wanted to admit it, but the fear crept in. What if? And what if her good health didn't matter and something drastic happened? It was two nights of crying to sleep. Checking her temperature every hour turned into every half hour because of paranoia. A heavy coughing fit resulted in shortness of breath, oh no, should she go to the hospital? The test results came back negative yesterday. The weight lifted off of her shoulders was physically visible. All because of probably some minor chest bug that we (including doctors) wouldn't have blinked at before this. Gonna be a weird, different world on the other side of this.

[Strat]

Funny how this has changed the way we react to being sick. My partner has been coughing and fatigued for a week. Her doctor ordered a COVID test since the grocery store we shop at recently had four workers test positive. We were told it would be 48 hours for results. 48 sleepless hours. We're healthy, but she has 3 kids. So neither of us wanted to admit it, but the fear crept in. What if? And what if her good health didn't matter and something drastic happened? It was two nights of crying to sleep. Checking her temperature every hour turned into every half hour because of paranoia. A heavy coughing fit resulted in shortness of breath, oh no, should she go to the hospital? The test results came back negative yesterday. The weight lifted off of her shoulders was physically visible. All because of probably some minor chest bug that we (including doctors) wouldn't have blinked at before this. Gonna be a weird, different world on the other side of this.

Ugh. Good news though rudd. Glad to hear it.

[Simple Torture]

So glad things are ok, ruddo. I know a bunch of people who have had to get tested, and I can only imagine the stress in the waiting. You sound like a great partner, just make sure she gets better now. I do want to ask: did you guys taste test different flavors of Fabuloso or what? Which was the best? I've always wanted to try the green.

[E.H. Ruddock]

So glad things are ok, ruddo. I know a bunch of people who have had to get tested, and I can only imagine the stress in the waiting. You sound like a great partner, just make sure she gets better now. I do want to ask: did you guys taste test different flavors of Fabuloso or what? Which was the best? I've always wanted to try the green.

Purple or GTFO

[Biff Pocoroba]

They say there shouldn't be any widespread meat shortages as long as people don't panic buy.
I'm screwed.

[wease]

Glad to hear, Ruddo.

[Anders]

Good news, Ruddo.

[tragabigzanda]

FUCK ICE

[McParadigm]

Two thumbs up

[Stickman]

ffs