Do you call it "Elderly Woman" or "Small Town"

Post by **Jorge** » Sat April 25, 2020 6:02 pm

Vote for the best way to abbreviate this stupidly long song title

Post by **The Argonaut** » Sat April 25, 2020 6:04 pm

I voted for fastidious freak

darth_vedder · Post by **darth_vedder** » Sat April 25, 2020 6:05 pm

elderly woman

Anders · Post by **Anders** » Sat April 25, 2020 6:07 pm

Small Town

tragabigzanda · Post by **tragabigzanda** » Sat April 25, 2020 6:10 pm

pearl jam sucks now

McParadigm · Post by **McParadigm** » Sat April 25, 2020 6:11 pm

Is this a thread about Hearts and Thoughts or what?

Anders · Post by **Anders** » Sat April 25, 2020 6:11 pm

tragabigzanda wrote:I also refer to Lightning Bolt as L. Bolt.

Good comparison.

mkay0 · Post by **mkay0** » Sat April 25, 2020 6:17 pm

I think it says Small Town on the back of the 2000 boots, and that's when I started calling it that

wease · Post by **wease** » Sat April 25, 2020 6:20 pm

Elderly Woman

Anders · Post by **Anders** » Sat April 25, 2020 6:21 pm

Yes, like:

tragabigzanda · Post by **tragabigzanda** » Sat April 25, 2020 6:22 pm

pearl jam sucks now

Anders · Post by **Anders** » Sat April 25, 2020 6:23 pm

tragabigzanda wrote:I call Gods' Dice "The Whims of the Omniscient," because I think it really classes up the track.

I do too.

tragabigzanda · Post by **tragabigzanda** » Sat April 25, 2020 6:25 pm

pearl jam sucks now

Anders · Post by **Anders** » Sat April 25, 2020 6:27 pm

Why not?

PHATJ · Post by **PHATJ** » Sat April 25, 2020 6:29 pm

I call Pearl Jam “Splooge”

Anders · Post by **Anders** » Sat April 25, 2020 6:32 pm

I call Stone the Bossman.

Anders · Post by **Anders** » Sat April 25, 2020 6:35 pm

Ed wrote the song, and gave it a long title. His choice. Since then he writes the song as Small Town. His choice. Fair enough.

McParadigm · Post by **McParadigm** » Sat April 25, 2020 6:37 pm

tragabigzanda wrote:Gonna start calling Seven O'Clock "Supper Time" coz that's what it means to me

In the morning?

Ms Harmless · Post by **Ms Harmless** » Sat April 25, 2020 7:07 pm

why can't we vote for "Scream Hellooooo! My God"

doone · Post by **doone** » Sat April 25, 2020 7:27 pm

Too many other, more popular songs with Small Town in the title for me to refer to this one as such.

Red Mosquito