Why I'm quitting Pearl Jam

[lecherouslittlestump]

Recently my I ended a long relationship with Pearl Jam, and I’m relieved.

For over 30 years I devoted myself to listening to a band for which good music is irrelevant, because people can’t stop themselves from buying it. A band that never improves, that causes illness, and makes people unhappy. But there was money in it. A lot of money. In fact, my entire business depended on it. I knew it wasn’t good for me, but I couldn’t stop.

And then, when Pearl Jam released Gigaton, I realized, here was my chance to be someone who could sleep at night, because I know what I’m listening to doesn’t suck ass.

So as of today, lecherlouslittlestump will no longer listen to Pearl Jam. I know it’s going to be hard. If you’re interested in discussing Pearl Jam, here’s a list of forums that do it well: The Porch, Red Mosquito, r/PearlJam and Facebook.

As for me, I welcome all other bands because I'm certain that their best work is still ahead of them.

Sincerely,

lecherlouslittlestump

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[Ms Harmless]

I had to Google that company name

[96583UP]

Pearl Jam Chasters assemble!

[ghost]

I had to Google that company name

Lecherous little stump is what Lane Price called Pete Campbell.

[Thurman Murman]

I had to Google that company name

Lecherous little stump is what Lane Price called Pete Campbell.

Christ! Quite possibly my #2 favorite show of all time and i didnt make the connection...

[Sgt. Crackpot]

About time. Goodbye and suck my dick, Lecherouslittlestump.

[Rob]

That post suggests you devote yourself to bad music. Weirdo.

[Ms Harmless]

"that causes illness" made me AL

[guitar_davey]

Ah yes, the dramatic public Pearl Jam quit. Very "Pit" move.

[Anders]

It’s a joke account.

[Monkey_Driven]

Lucky Strike did him wrong.

[96583UP]

good thing this thread was never moved to GD