Anybody want a Corona?

[doug rr]

[McParadigm]

We’ve been trapped for so long that even doug’s alcohol gifs are starting to come apart

[verb_to_trust]

My friend has a cruise booked for October. He's a fucking ER doctor.

[Jorge]

You're right, I screwed up with one of my posts--I had multiplied by 4 to calculate what PHATJ's total would be this year--which would be 500k more than the upper limit for estimates of 2018.

No, don't let this go! 2018 is the latest numbers! You were right except for the math part!

it's 2018 adjusted with current other information. The only thing the bad math did was prevent him from seeing that it's not just straight up pro-rata 2018

What did you just call me

[knee tunes]

You're right, I screwed up with one of my posts--I had multiplied by 4 to calculate what PHATJ's total would be this year--which would be 500k more than the upper limit for estimates of 2018.

No, don't let this go! 2018 is the latest numbers! You were right except for the math part!

it's 2018 adjusted with current other information. The only thing the bad math did was prevent him from seeing that it's not just straight up pro-rata 2018

What did you just call me

A swell guy!

[McParadigm]

Just fucking thrilled to see how the next two months go.

[doug rr]

this reminds me that I need to change the date in the prediction thread when I said civil war...

[Chris_H_2]

(USA numbers)

where are abortions on that list?

[Strat]

(USA numbers)

where are abortions on that list?

For real. A girl I dated decided on an abortion and next thing I knew 10 of my friends had them too!!

[Mickey]

(USA numbers)

where are abortions on that list?

"Accidents"

[washing machine]

Someone in Texas pushed a park ranger into the lake when he tried to break up a social distancing violation.

Also, someone else in Texas is having her open-for-business salon protected by armed vigilantes. Salons are not on the list of approved openings until later in the month.

[Strat]

Just fucking thrilled to see how the next two months go.

I get some sick pleasure in knowing that this fucktwat is not going to be on lockdown the rest of his life. lol.

[Simple Torture]

Someone in Texas pushed a park ranger into the lake when he tried to break up a social distancing violation.

Also, someone else in Texas is having her open-for-business salon protected by armed vigilantes. Salons are not on the list of approved openings until later in the month.

Please update: are they still giving tours of the basement of the Alamo?

[surfndestroy]

Even if the numbers on PHATJ’s chart were solid, it wouldn’t be a good argument.

Tornados only kill around 40 Americans a year. Hurricanes vary, but it’s usually between 30 and 120. According to the logic of argument that inspired that chart, those low numbers would not be evidence that sheltering in place during a tornado mitigates the death toll....but rather that it was grossly unnecessary.

Sheltering under a place

Think of how much money Florida’s economy could save by remaining fully open during a hurricane. We can’t let the cure be worse than the disease!

How people shelter during a hurricane is what the goal is. People don't shelter for the full hurricane season nor do they shelter in California when a hurricane is forecast in Louisiana. They shelter when there is a local hurricane. They also differentiate between a hurricane and a rain storm.

People will get Covid. just like people will get rained on. Every instance of Covid is a potential hurricane but actions can be taken to keep it localized. These actions do not end at a country wide stay at home order. We can be much smarter than that but that takes risk assessment. It also requires understanding that individuals risk tolerance will vary and that instituted precautions should meet some sort of middle ground on risk.

[Mickey]

Risk tolerance will definitely very much.

[washing machine]

Someone in Texas pushed a park ranger into the lake when he tried to break up a social distancing violation.

Also, someone else in Texas is having her open-for-business salon protected by armed vigilantes. Salons are not on the list of approved openings until later in the month.

Please update: are they still giving tours of the basement of the Alamo?

Oh you'll have to ask a tourist about that one. I have no idea.

[Bi_3]

Just fucking thrilled to see how the next two months go.

I get some sick pleasure in knowing that this fucktwat is not going to be on lockdown the rest of his life. lol.

The headline is slightly misleading based on the link. He was shot sometime later by a party other than the one he told to put on a mask. Not better, but not the same

[Bi_3]

This is almost comical:

https://abcnews.go.com/US/man-arrested- ... d=70481605

[Peeps]

Just fucking thrilled to see how the next two months go.

I get some sick pleasure in knowing that this fucktwat is not going to be on lockdown the rest of his life. lol.

The headline is slightly misleading based on the link. He was shot sometime later by a party other than the one he told to put on a mask. Not better, but not the same

it was her husband, po-tate-toe or po-tat-toe

[doone]

Just fucking thrilled to see how the next two months go.

I get some sick pleasure in knowing that this fucktwat is not going to be on lockdown the rest of his life. lol.

I'm going to assume you meant the fucktwat is "now" going to be on lockdown the rest of his life. That's if they catch them, have they?

I still can't believe someone would do such a thing. So sad.