Official Prediction Thread
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Donald Trump will definitely not win re-election without some extreme and unexpected circumstantial change. He’s barely even competitive at this point. I honestly think it’s more likely that we will see organized violence in the streets between now and then than it is that he will legitimately win re-election.
More likely, conservatives will look for ways to delegitimize the results at any and every level. One possible (example) scenario: liberal cities and states continue to ramp up vote by mail infrastructure, while conservative states do not. Conservatives then use the expanded Democrat vote numbers to claim voter fraud, in a bid to sell the incoming president as illegitimate and justify all manner of obstructionist behaviors. They flood the courts with lawsuits over election results, as well as every policy change and budgetary decision, hoping for some payoff on the judgeships they acquired and on the public’s ability to internalize false claims if they hear them often enough.
More likely, conservatives will look for ways to delegitimize the results at any and every level. One possible (example) scenario: liberal cities and states continue to ramp up vote by mail infrastructure, while conservative states do not. Conservatives then use the expanded Democrat vote numbers to claim voter fraud, in a bid to sell the incoming president as illegitimate and justify all manner of obstructionist behaviors. They flood the courts with lawsuits over election results, as well as every policy change and budgetary decision, hoping for some payoff on the judgeships they acquired and on the public’s ability to internalize false claims if they hear them often enough.
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civil war after the election...doug and the mrs move to vancouver sooner than planned
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How do you not respond to McP's post with a whiskey gif? That's one of the whiskey-gif-est posts I've ever read.doug rr wrote:civil war after the election...doug and the mrs move to vancouver sooner than planned
McParadigm wrote:lol
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i thought whiskey was only top page now if you have the chance..otherwise there would be too many..one drink per pageSimple Torture wrote:How do you not respond to McP's post with a whiskey gif? That's one of the whiskey-gif-est posts I've ever read.doug rr wrote:civil war after the election...doug and the mrs move to vancouver sooner than planned
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right behind you, brodoug rr wrote:civil war after the election...doug and the mrs move to vancouver sooner than planned

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FIFTY-FOUR FORTY OR FIGHT!doug rr wrote:civil war after the election...doug and the mrs move to vancouver sooner than planned
And we mean it this time.
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The coronavirus is actually the rapture.
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Fauci will be fired no later than tomorrow night. It might happen today, but Trump wouldn’t want to seem retaliatory.
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This is an interesting strategy.doug rr wrote:Fauci will be fired no later than tomorrow night. It might happen today, but Trump wouldn’t want to seem retaliatory.
McParadigm wrote:lol
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i can't take credit for itSimple Torture wrote:This is an interesting strategy.doug rr wrote:Fauci will be fired no later than tomorrow night. It might happen today, but Trump wouldn’t want to seem retaliatory.
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doug rr wrote:i can't take credit for itSimple Torture wrote:This is an interesting strategy.doug rr wrote:Fauci will be fired no later than tomorrow night. It might happen today, but Trump wouldn’t want to seem retaliatory.
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Adding to this because the sad thing is, I don’t think we’re going to get our return to normal out of this desperate lunge to reopen.McParadigm wrote:Donald Trump will definitely not win re-election without some extreme and unexpected circumstantial change. He’s barely even competitive at this point. I honestly think it’s more likely that we will see organized violence in the streets between now and then than it is that he will legitimately win re-election.
More likely, conservatives will look for ways to delegitimize the results at any and every level. One possible (example) scenario: liberal cities and states continue to ramp up vote by mail infrastructure, while conservative states do not. Conservatives then use the expanded Democrat vote numbers to claim voter fraud, in a bid to sell the incoming president as illegitimate and justify all manner of obstructionist behaviors. They flood the courts with lawsuits over election results, as well as every policy change and budgetary decision, hoping for some payoff on the judgeships they acquired and on the public’s ability to internalize false claims if they hear them often enough.
The more open states are going to end up blaming the more closed up ones for the economy not bouncing back quick enough. The closed up ones will blame the open ones for exacerbating the flames on a second wave.
As the reality of the virus hits home with rural conservatives, the fringe among them will look at places like Seattle recovering and begin to convince themselves that it’s a planned genocide by liberals and China.
The president, dependent upon that group’s loyalty, will nod their way by accusing blue states of sabotaging the recovery. “They’re sabotaging the country,” he’ll say during a rally. This in turn will cycle back and really hit home with those rural folks who lost loved ones and want to see them as American heroes who died to help save the day.
This being an election year, he will also be accusing Democrats of voter fraud, which will lead to claims of “voting for the dead.” And this will be the backdrop you created for the election and potential transition of power. Also you’ll still have a disastrous economy
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Missed that one.wease wrote:doug rr wrote:i can't take credit for itSimple Torture wrote:This is an interesting strategy.doug rr wrote:Fauci will be fired no later than tomorrow night. It might happen today, but Trump wouldn’t want to seem retaliatory.
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Even when the vaccine is created, it will only be partially effective, and as a result a significant number of people will always wear masks everywhere they go in order to self-identify as a dickhead who likes to eat poo
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I only framed it that way for shorthand, because the push for vote by mail often centers around cities (see WI, where nearly 70% of Milwaukee and Madison voters say they plan to vote by mail, but only 30% of the rest of the state does...in a pandemic, no less). I didn’t want to dig the weeds on that part, because it was an example of how the prediction might play out....not the prediction itself.tragabigzanda wrote:McP, going back to your original prediction there – – you say that cities will begin ramping up vote by mail infrastructure, but won’t that be happening at the county level in each state (except for those states that opt to execute a state wide mail-in election)?
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if this work from home thing really catches on, some red states will flip blue when super dense and expensive blue states have a worker exodus to much cheaper red states where they can WFH
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WFH as a broad based way forward for the American workforce is a myth. It'll be like 10 people, tops with the rest of the jobs put in the wood chipper.
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