Anybody want a Corona?

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Yes, i think i could fill a pair of medium yogas out.
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I'm trying real hard to be the shepherd.
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96583UP wrote:
wease wrote:
Orpheus wrote:Luckily its been pulled, but the damage is already done.
What’s that?
i think he was talking about the plandemic video in the post above
Maybe most of the views were to make fun of, or lasted 10 seconds. I can't see THAT actually convincing somebody who wasnt already feeble of mind
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Doug, get the whiskey ready early,

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/05/07/heal ... index.html

Corona is found in semen and "may persist, possibly resulting from the privileged immunity of testes"
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[wipes chin]
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knee tunes wrote:Doug, get the whiskey ready early,

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/05/07/heal ... index.html

Corona is found in semen and "may persist, possibly resulting from the privileged immunity of testes"
Classic B.
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Mickey wrote:
PHATJ wrote:
Peeps wrote:how about the doj suing to seize land for the wall?

is this what you want from your messiah?
My messiah? Good God you are a complete fuckhead.
Interesting that you focus on the "Messiah" comment and not the use of executive authority.
still nothing huh
Did the Mother Fucker pay extra to yell?
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knee tunes wrote:Doug, get the whiskey ready early,

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/05/07/heal ... index.html

Corona is found in semen and "may persist, possibly resulting from the privileged immunity of testes"
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So, are blowjobs a death sentence or a vaccination?
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B wrote:So, are blowjobs a death sentence or a vaccination?
*inserts needle dick joke*
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FUCK ICE
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FUCK ICE
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tree_ wrote:When you say the death rates may be low because of social distancing practices, you're missing the point. Mortality rates are calculated by looking at how many people had it and how many people died from it. Without testing everybody there's no way of knowing how many people had it, and with all the fudging of the numbers, it gets even more foggy, but it leans toward a way lower mortality rate than initially figured.
But what about all the fucking bodies?!?! In NY and NJ they can't bury people fast enough, WE NEED TRUCKS TO STORE DEAD PEOPLE!!!! But yeah lets talk more about people missing the point around death rates!!!
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cutuphalfdead wrote:40k people dead so far is no big deal if it's actually smaller percentage of the total infection rate than we think.
*75k
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tragabigzanda wrote:Only one way to find out...

[points at crotch]
This is going to change the gifs at the top of every page, isn't it?
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How bout that ‘rona? Shit’s crazy, amirite?
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macphisto wrote:How bout that ‘rona? Shit’s crazy, amirite?
Nah, shit is made up.
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B wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:Only one way to find out...

[points at crotch]
This is going to change the gifs at the top of every page, isn't it?
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McParadigm wrote:By the time this is over with we will have the highest per capita death rate of any wealthy nation and yet still be behind others in terms of economic recovery, and somehow we will still be listening to Elon Musk and Greg? Gutfeld say “This was the right path for us to take. The only path, when you think about it.”
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