Cops Are The Best & Metal Bands
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Cops Are The Best & Metal Bands
In this thread we highlight good things we talk about Metal bands and things we saw / read about Cops doing
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Re: Cops Are The Best
I saw them go undercover in a nearby town to bust cars that were violating pedestrian crosswalk rights
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A cop once pulled over when I had a flat tire. Stayed with me until the tow truck came. Super nice guy.
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i’ve never had a positive personal experience with one...granted i’ve had very few experiences total
that being said, i’m sure there are good ones
that being said, i’m sure there are good ones
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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One time, a cop pulled over bc I was double parked infront of a restaurant waiting for my grandma, so she wouldn't have to attempt to walk multiple blocks to my car with her walker down a North End sidewalk, and he thought it would be helpful to stand next to my car and look mad while I helped her get out of the restaurant and into my car. Super thoughtful of him.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:i’ve never had a positive personal experience with one...granted i’ve had very few experiences total
that being said, i’m sure there are good ones
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I met a couple of nice cops though my kids' Scouting events.
Anyone I've ever bumped into was a bigger dick than they needed to be.
No, I take that back. I got thrown out of Ohio Stadium while I was in college for drinking in the stadium. That cop was a pretty nice guy about it.
Anyone I've ever bumped into was a bigger dick than they needed to be.
No, I take that back. I got thrown out of Ohio Stadium while I was in college for drinking in the stadium. That cop was a pretty nice guy about it.
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My next door neighbor is a cop. He's also black. I don't know what to think about it.
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I was thinking today that I have had 4 instances I can remember where I was stopped for speeding and/or running a stop sign and i was apologetic and the cop was nice and didn’t give me a ticket
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how big are your tits96583UP wrote:I was thinking today that I have had 4 instances I can remember where I was stopped for speeding and/or running a stop sign and i was apologetic and the cop was nice and didn’t give me a ticket
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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small letter am I in the right place?
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Whe said right there, 4 instanceslennytheweedwhacker wrote:how big are your tits96583UP wrote:I was thinking today that I have had 4 instances I can remember where I was stopped for speeding and/or running a stop sign and i was apologetic and the cop was nice and didn’t give me a ticket
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god damn uncle tom. that's what i think about that.wease wrote:My next door neighbor is a cop. He's also black. I don't know what to think about it.
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it makes you think of warrants best song?
Did the Mother Fucker pay extra to yell?
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if my kids' lives depended on me naming another warrant song besides cherry pie, they're about as good as dead.
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think of all the time and money youd save
its actually a pretty good tune
its actually a pretty good tune
Did the Mother Fucker pay extra to yell?
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where can i get this dealChris_H_2 wrote:if my kids' lives depended on me naming another warrant song besides cherry pie, they're about as good as dead.
McParadigm wrote:lol
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THIS IS THE SONG I WAS GONNA MENTIONPeeps wrote:think of all the time and money youd save
its actually a pretty good tune
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That song rocks.
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My friends and I used to put on "concerts" in our garages when were like 12. Uncle Tom's Cabin was ALWAYS one of the songs we "played." The "crowd" always went "nuts."bada wrote:That song rocks.
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There was a hair metal song about institutional racism?