Cops Are The Best & Metal Bands

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Cops Are The Best & Metal Bands

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In this thread we highlight good things we talk about Metal bands and things we saw / read about Cops doing
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I saw them go undercover in a nearby town to bust cars that were violating pedestrian crosswalk rights
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A cop once pulled over when I had a flat tire. Stayed with me until the tow truck came. Super nice guy.
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i’ve never had a positive personal experience with one...granted i’ve had very few experiences total

that being said, i’m sure there are good ones
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:i’ve never had a positive personal experience with one...granted i’ve had very few experiences total

that being said, i’m sure there are good ones
One time, a cop pulled over bc I was double parked infront of a restaurant waiting for my grandma, so she wouldn't have to attempt to walk multiple blocks to my car with her walker down a North End sidewalk, and he thought it would be helpful to stand next to my car and look mad while I helped her get out of the restaurant and into my car. Super thoughtful of him.
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I met a couple of nice cops though my kids' Scouting events.

Anyone I've ever bumped into was a bigger dick than they needed to be.

No, I take that back. I got thrown out of Ohio Stadium while I was in college for drinking in the stadium. That cop was a pretty nice guy about it.
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My next door neighbor is a cop. He's also black. I don't know what to think about it.
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I was thinking today that I have had 4 instances I can remember where I was stopped for speeding and/or running a stop sign and i was apologetic and the cop was nice and didn’t give me a ticket
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96583UP wrote:I was thinking today that I have had 4 instances I can remember where I was stopped for speeding and/or running a stop sign and i was apologetic and the cop was nice and didn’t give me a ticket
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
96583UP wrote:I was thinking today that I have had 4 instances I can remember where I was stopped for speeding and/or running a stop sign and i was apologetic and the cop was nice and didn’t give me a ticket
how big are your tits
Whe said right there, 4 instances
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wease wrote:My next door neighbor is a cop. He's also black. I don't know what to think about it.
god damn uncle tom. that's what i think about that.
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it makes you think of warrants best song?
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if my kids' lives depended on me naming another warrant song besides cherry pie, they're about as good as dead.
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think of all the time and money youd save



its actually a pretty good tune
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Chris_H_2 wrote:if my kids' lives depended on me naming another warrant song besides cherry pie, they're about as good as dead.
where can i get this deal
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Peeps wrote:think of all the time and money youd save



its actually a pretty good tune
THIS IS THE SONG I WAS GONNA MENTION :luv:
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That song rocks.
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bada wrote:That song rocks.
My friends and I used to put on "concerts" in our garages when were like 12. Uncle Tom's Cabin was ALWAYS one of the songs we "played." The "crowd" always went "nuts."
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There was a hair metal song about institutional racism?
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