Anybody want a Corona?

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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Donald wrote:
Bryan Adams wrote: Tonight was supposed to be the beginning of a tenancy of gigs at the @royalalberthall, but thanks to some f.....g bat eating, wet market animal selling, virus making greedy bastards, the whole world is now on hold.
My message to them other than “thanks a f.....g lot” is go vegan.
To all the people missing out on our shows, I wish I could be there more than you know. It’s been great hanging out in isolation with my children and family, but I miss my other family, my band, my crew and my fans.

"Take care of yourselves and hope we can get the show on the road again soon. I’ll be performing a snippet from each album we were supposed to perform for the next few days. X
Is that the rapey one or am I thinking of Ryan Adams?
Ryan is the one who's a little rapey. Brian's the 'Everything I do - I do it for you' guy
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(patriotic choking noises)
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and now their staff are fast at work to begin the campaign to discredit him

countdown to talking points being faxed to fox news in 5..... 4......
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Donald wrote:Brian's the 'Everything I do - I do it for you' guy
And he's also the guy who throws a huge shit fit and threatens websites like wikipedia for providing basic biographical information about his music and career. Seems perfectly normal.
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96583UP wrote:and now their staff are fast at work to begin the campaign to discredit him

countdown to talking points being faxed to fox news in 5..... 4......
Fox News: Reopen!
Also Fox News:
(patriotic choking noises)
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FUCK ICE
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Wendy Carlos's Twin wrote:
Donald wrote:Brian's the 'Everything I do - I do it for you' guy
And he's also the guy who throws a huge shit fit and threatens websites like wikipedia for providing basic biographical information about his music and career. Seems perfectly normal.
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Fauci will be fired no later than tomorrow night. It might happen today, but Trump wouldn’t want to seem retaliatory.
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Here's what he said:


https://voca.ro/6A47Far78MA


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Everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here, now, thank you. How are you?
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"I know how big letters should be!"

McParadigm wrote:lol
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For the "My Choice, My decision" people on my FB, I posted this and tagged them. No replies yet.

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Stickman wrote:For the "My Choice, My decision" people on my FB, I posted this and tagged them. No replies yet.

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another good one:

a holocaust survivor dies and shows up at the pearly gates and god welcomes him..the survivor say " hey, I got a great holocaust joke for you"
and god says " Hey, thats not funny" and the survivor said " I guess you had to be there"
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Simple Torture wrote:
B wrote: Image
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Also, y'know ... there's a reason we don't all have syphillis.
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https://www.npr.org/sections/coronaviru ... others-day

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Repeat business will be down after all your customers fucking die.
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Why the fuck is this an "i love america and you dont" thing?

God. Im so tired.
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