Is it OK to laugh at this? Because I did.doug rr wrote: a holocaust survivor dies and shows up at the pearly gates and god welcomes him..the survivor say " hey, I got a great holocaust joke for you"
and god says " Hey, thats not funny" and the survivor said " I guess you had to be there"
Anybody want a Corona?
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
"The fatal flaw of all revolutionaries is that they know how to tear things down but don't have a f**king clue about how to build anything."
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
I mean, it's the result of almost twenty years of post 9/11 messaging where dissent from the new projects of capital accumulation is equated with national infidelity.Strat wrote:Why the fuck is this an "i love america and you dont" thing?
God. Im so tired.
VinylGuy wrote:its really tiresome to see these ¨good guys¨ talking about any political stuff in tv while also being kinda funny and hip and cool....its just...please enough of this shit.
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As someone from Florida who has lived all over the country I'm resistant to the Florida-man discourse, there's just as many crazies in Arkansas and Nevada and New York, but...
While I'm not opposed to any of these protest cretins shuffling off the ol' mortal coil, my aging parents live in Clearwater so I really, truly hope these people fucking eat it sooner rather than later!
While I'm not opposed to any of these protest cretins shuffling off the ol' mortal coil, my aging parents live in Clearwater so I really, truly hope these people fucking eat it sooner rather than later!
VinylGuy wrote:its really tiresome to see these ¨good guys¨ talking about any political stuff in tv while also being kinda funny and hip and cool....its just...please enough of this shit.
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VinylGuy wrote:its really tiresome to see these ¨good guys¨ talking about any political stuff in tv while also being kinda funny and hip and cool....its just...please enough of this shit.
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FUCK ICE
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Saw that this morning, it only has to do with the virus insofar as everyone is at home. Apparently the shirtless dude said something about wanting to rape a woman and tallboy wasn't having it.tragabigzanda wrote:no idea what this is about, but it's trending so I'm assuming it's about the virus or freedom or something
VinylGuy wrote:its really tiresome to see these ¨good guys¨ talking about any political stuff in tv while also being kinda funny and hip and cool....its just...please enough of this shit.
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its funny and makes you think hard..its okBi_3 wrote:Is it OK to laugh at this? Because I did.doug rr wrote: a holocaust survivor dies and shows up at the pearly gates and god welcomes him..the survivor say " hey, I got a great holocaust joke for you"
and god says " Hey, thats not funny" and the survivor said " I guess you had to be there"
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FUCK ICE
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FUCK ICE
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here, now, thank you. How are you?
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B wrote:https://www.npr.org/sections/coronavirus-live-updates/2020/05/11/854014516/health-officials-close-colorado-cafe-that-hosted-a-huge-crowd-on-mothers-day
Repeat business will be down after all your customers fucking die.
This is my first "classic B" !!
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Damn it. I thought it might be. I just saw that picture and shit myself.
Everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here, now, thank you. How are you?
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doug rr
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you should go for a walkB wrote:Damn it. I thought it might be. I just saw that picture and shit myself.
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Isn't this protest kinda counter-productive? They've just shown that squats and push-ups can be done...…..anywhereMickey wrote:As someone from Florida who has lived all over the country I'm resistant to the Florida-man discourse, there's just as many crazies in Arkansas and Nevada and New York, but...
While I'm not opposed to any of these protest cretins shuffling off the ol' mortal coil, my aging parents live in Clearwater so I really, truly hope these people fucking eat it sooner rather than later!
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Our best and brightest, to be sure.
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Birds in Hell
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That sign at the bottom-right ("LET MY PEOPLE GO-LF") is pretty good, I have to admit.B wrote:
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Only 33 deaths in MA today. Time to find a rocket launcher. I need a teriyaki chicken. Large. Toasted.
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Every time I see any US-based stats on this, it just blows my mind.Self wrote:Only 33 deaths in MA today.
For the sake of comparison, my state (South Australia) has a population roughly equivalent to that of Nebraska. Nebraska alone has had more COVID-19 deaths (100) than our entire country (97, at last count).
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I know. And that's a very low number for us. It's been over a hundred a day for almost a month.Birds in Hell wrote:Every time I see any US-based stats on this, it just blows my mind.Self wrote:Only 33 deaths in MA today.
For the sake of comparison, my state (South Australia) has a population roughly equivalent to that of Nebraska. Nebraska alone has had more COVID-19 deaths (100) than our entire country (97, at last count).
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Somewhat surprisingly our governor is keeping these closed through May 31st now. He had already said a ban on live entertainment would not be lifted yet. He did increase restaurant capacity though.Biff Pocoroba wrote:No, things like bars, nightclubs, and amusement parks are still closed along with swimming pools. They can all reopen in two weeks (with guidelines like capacity restrictions, social distancing) on the 13th unless Kemp backtracks.verb_to_trust wrote:I thought Kemp already had everything open?Biff Pocoroba wrote:Our governor said today he expects to give the okay for everything to re-open on May 13th.
I'm as ready as anyone for a bar drink but it's too soon.
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Since Kemp started opening up Georgia at the end of April our numbers have not varied much. We have more access to testing now but the numbers of confirmed cases have stayed steady and hospitalizations have actually decreased in the past couple weeks. But we are just now getting into the time where the numbers can be expected to increase since restrictions have been loosened.