Which coach would you want to play for?

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Which coach would you want to play for?

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Let's imagine you are a D-1 or even professional level athlete in ANY sport in the world. Which coach or manager would you want to play for?

I'm thinking I would love to play basketball for Gregg Popovich.

Though if I were in my early 20's headed to the NBA draft, I probably wouldn't have felt that way at the time.
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craig t nelson and jerry van dyke
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Lou Piniella would have probably been pretty fun.

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Parcells
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Self wrote:Parcells
thought you'd say bruce arians
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Self wrote:Parcells
thought you'd say bruce arians
you were wrong
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Self wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Self wrote:Parcells
thought you'd say bruce arians
you were wrong
go pats
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PJ Carlesimo
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are there any openly gay head coaches?
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Urban Meyer?
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Monkey_Driven wrote:Urban Meyer?
i tried, he's not
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verb_to_trust wrote:Don Nelson
That's a good one.
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Terry Motherfucking Francona
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I feel like Coach Bud is the ideal tactician to maximize my quick 3-point trigger while scheming around my lack of interest in defense and rebounding.
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K in the 90s
Would love to witness first hand his practice persona vs his media persona.
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tragabigzanda wrote:i hate in sports when someone says "i got it!" but then they miss it.
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tragabigzanda wrote:I’d let Doc Rivers be my life coach
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numbers wrote:Terry Motherfucking Francona
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