Animal Crossing New Horizons

[Monkey_Driven]

Lol b.

I'm in the middle of a complete overhaul. Building cliffs and valleys with lots of waterfalls after seeing all the shit people out there are doing with their islands

How do you get to do that? I still can’t even make walkways.

Yeah after you get the three star rating for the island you get all of that

How do you do THAT?

I think i’m still 1 star. I have 7 islanders, 2 bridges, 4 inclines, no weeds, lots of flowers, lots of fencing, nearly complete fossil collection. What gives here?

How many residents do you have? You need at least 10 (which includes yourself) to get to 3 stars. I just made it today. Gonna build a lot of paths.

7 + me. I have a new plot ready to go. Any other criteria? Isabelle reads comments that are usually gibberish and unhelpful.

For me it was tied directly to the number of residents.

[E.H. Ruddock]

I started with paths then I saw pictures like this and now I'm in over my head

[E.H. Ruddock]

I mean, I am really in over my head with making this island the way I want it. Everything will be on level three, and there will be two valleys with waterfalls cutting through from front to back and a path around the perimiter of the island.

[CopperTom]

I started with paths then I saw pictures like this and now I'm in over my head

Definitely not something that appeals to me.

[B]

Has anyone tried using the thumb piano to play Alright?

[B]

I find the store hours annoying. I like to play while my kids are still in bed in the morning and evening. Especially in the morning, I'm ready to sell shit, and the store hasn't opened. and I AM NOT taking a 20% cut by dropping shit in that box.

[CopperTom]

I never knew the box paid you less. I always use the box.

[B]

I never knew the box paid you less. I always use the box.

I think they call it handling fees.

[Mecca]

I never knew the box paid you less. I always use the box.

I think they call it handling fees.

Fucking Timmymaster

[E.H. Ruddock]

Finally caught a scorpion. I kept getting stung and passing out

[CopperTom]

I've never even seen a scorpion or a tarantula.

[B]

They're a pain in the ass. I was on a island with a tarantula, and it knocked me out 6 times.

I've caught a scorpion though. You have to dig an L shape of holes and then run behind them. Even then, the first time I did that, when I turned around to catch the scorpion, my dummy jumped over the hole and got stung.

[Monkey_Driven]

I've put bug and fish catching aside now that I have terraforming capabilities.

[B]

My daughter was the first to play the game, so she's the only one who gets offers to build infrastructure or sell land or build shops. I'm amazing at what an 8 year old understands about mortgages and city planning, but we have to keep the pressure on her to do her job.

I have a feeling it's going to be the same thing with terraforming.

[B]

Sharks coming to the northern hemisphere on Monday.

[E.H. Ruddock]

Yeah, I've caught a few on my nephew's island, he messes with time travel. I'm looking forward to having them available though

[B]

We had an amiibo card for Stitches, a stupid stuffed bear. We invited that fucker to camp on the island, like, 8 times. He keeps coming, and we run all over the place making him one dumb ass souvenir after another. Then we invite him to live on the island, and he say, "Oh I don't know. It might be fun. Maybe ask me again later."

He's finally moving to the island, and when he gets here, I'm going to drown him in the pond.

[E.H. Ruddock]

Oh yeah, I've been reading about all of the "good" or "popular" islanders to get. I'd love to have stitches. The only cool one I have right now is Marshal, but I need some others to leave before I can get anyone else on there.

[B]

My kids need to shut the fuck up when they're watching me fish. I keep missing fish b/c they ramble on and on and then I can't concentrate on hitting A at the right time.

[Monkey_Driven]

I need to look up how to make the basketball court. I plan to make the upper tier of my island a mansion/yard filled with recreational activities.