It's becoming more and more unpopular. My girlfriend can't stand it. I like it, but not as much as she hates it, so we just never use it.B wrote:Hi guys, I'm new to the thread. Are you telling me that at least half of the people posting in the previous 6 pages hate mayonnaise? Regardless of application?
I mean I hate mayonnaise as a topping for chocolate cupcakes or mixed into beer, but I always thought love of mayonnaise was pretty much a universal human truth.
Tha Mayonnaise Wars
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Anders wrote:I do not have a «neoliberal assessment of geopolitics», so please stop writing that I do.
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i will die on this hill
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Good Lord dude. I was having fun. Having chud around is a good thing even if he hates mayo. This is too bad, I had another shipment of this and G. Utz ready to go for youtragabigzanda wrote:I was a diehard fan of Duke’s mayo for about a week. Ready to pledge my allegiance to any brand that doesn’t get into bed with the haters.
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I’ll take those chips. Suck it trag!E.H. Ruddock wrote:Good Lord dude. I was having fun. Having chud around is a good thing even if he hates mayo. This is too bad, I had another shipment of this and G. Utz ready to go for youtragabigzanda wrote:I was a diehard fan of Duke’s mayo for about a week. Ready to pledge my allegiance to any brand that doesn’t get into bed with the haters.
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Yeah and orange juice too. Millennials and gen Z aren't big fans apparentlytragabigzanda wrote:Business Insider confirms sales are down!Jorge wrote:It's becoming more and more unpopular. My girlfriend can't stand it. I like it, but not as much as she hates it, so we just never use it.B wrote:Hi guys, I'm new to the thread. Are you telling me that at least half of the people posting in the previous 6 pages hate mayonnaise? Regardless of application?
I mean I hate mayonnaise as a topping for chocolate cupcakes or mixed into beer, but I always thought love of mayonnaise was pretty much a universal human truth.
https://www.businessinsider.com/millenn ... ort-2018-8
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What the fuck is this nonsense? This is lunacy.B wrote:Hi guys, I'm new to the thread. Are you telling me that at least half of the people posting in the previous 6 pages hate mayonnaise? Regardless of application?
I mean I hate mayonnaise as a topping for chocolate cupcakes or mixed into beer, but I always thought love of mayonnaise was pretty much a universal human truth.
Let me tell you, Homer Simpson is cock of nothing!
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I pretty much won't eat a BLT without mayo anymore.
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anymore? why would you leave it off in the first place?durdencommatyler wrote:I pretty much won't eat a BLT without mayo anymore.
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Correct. If you don't like mayo, than BLT is off the menu for you.doug rr wrote:anymore? why would you leave it off in the first place?durdencommatyler wrote:I pretty much won't eat a BLT without mayo anymore.
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B = baconB wrote:Correct. If you don't like mayo, than BLT is off the menu for you.doug rr wrote:anymore? why would you leave it off in the first place?durdencommatyler wrote:I pretty much won't eat a BLT without mayo anymore.
L = lettuce
T = tomato
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Chris_H_2 wrote:B = baconB wrote:Correct. If you don't like mayo, than BLT is off the menu for you.doug rr wrote:anymore? why would you leave it off in the first place?durdencommatyler wrote:I pretty much won't eat a BLT without mayo anymore.
L = lettuce
T = tomato
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Do you... do you eat BLT dry???Chris_H_2 wrote:B = baconB wrote:Correct. If you don't like mayo, than BLT is off the menu for you.doug rr wrote:anymore? why would you leave it off in the first place?durdencommatyler wrote:I pretty much won't eat a BLT without mayo anymore.
L = lettuce
T = tomato
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oh, i'll put mustard on it. but i also recognize that it's not essential either.durdencommatyler wrote:Do you... do you eat BLT dry???Chris_H_2 wrote:B = baconB wrote:Correct. If you don't like mayo, than BLT is off the menu for you.doug rr wrote:anymore? why would you leave it off in the first place?durdencommatyler wrote:I pretty much won't eat a BLT without mayo anymore.
L = lettuce
T = tomato
the fuck is wrong with you guys?
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Jesus Christ! What kind of sick mother fucker are you.Chris_H_2 wrote:oh, i'll put mustard on it. but i also recognize that it's not essential either.durdencommatyler wrote:Do you... do you eat BLT dry???Chris_H_2 wrote:B = baconB wrote:Correct. If you don't like mayo, than BLT is off the menu for you.doug rr wrote:anymore? why would you leave it off in the first place?durdencommatyler wrote:I pretty much won't eat a BLT without mayo anymore.
L = lettuce
T = tomato
the fuck is wrong with you guys?
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Chris_H_2 wrote:oh, i'll put mustard on it. but i also recognize that it's not essential either.durdencommatyler wrote:Do you... do you eat BLT dry???Chris_H_2 wrote:B = baconB wrote:Correct. If you don't like mayo, than BLT is off the menu for you.doug rr wrote:anymore? why would you leave it off in the first place?durdencommatyler wrote:I pretty much won't eat a BLT without mayo anymore.
L = lettuce
T = tomato
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for the record, i always add mustard to it
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but mayo? why ruin it?