Lightning Bolt: the official album thread

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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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WtOB? wrote:stip, can we get an opinion index stickied please? so we can see what each member thinks of the tracks so the cool kids don't have to listen to them, they can just look at what their favourite posters think and form an opinion around that? cheers mate.
I'm sorry but this post is U2 meets REM meets Shania Twain and would have been better 10 years ago. How boring and tired. I'm disappointed, team.

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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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I can't wait until this is safe to share so I can put up my 15 second side-by-side of Swallowed Whole and Thin Air.
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McParadigm wrote:I can't wait until this is safe to share so I can put up my 15 second side-by-side of Swallowed Whole and Thin Air.
You don't need to, I'm guessing everyone knows what you're referring to, they just don't care. Pearl Jam rips off Pearl Jam for the 703rd time.
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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how funny would it be if i posted a third eye blind song right now? so funny i bet. it always is.
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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McParadigm wrote:I can't wait until this is safe to share so I can put up my 15 second side-by-side of Swallowed Whole and Thin Air.
Even after you mentioned it, Thin Air has yet to come to mind while listening to this.
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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Thejambi wrote:
McParadigm wrote:I can't wait until this is safe to share so I can put up my 15 second side-by-side of Swallowed Whole and Thin Air.
Even after you mentioned it, Thin Air has yet to come to mind while listening to this.
The sung rhythm of 'down down down down' sounds like 'on on on on on'. It's a total non-issue.
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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"Sounds like Pearl Jam" (c)

So far we've heard:

- some Aerosmith
- some Dead Kennedys
- some U2
- some REM
- some Shania Twain

but no Pearl Jam.

Sounds more like "anything but Pearl Jam" so far :?
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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harmless wrote:
Thejambi wrote:
McParadigm wrote:I can't wait until this is safe to share so I can put up my 15 second side-by-side of Swallowed Whole and Thin Air.
Even after you mentioned it, Thin Air has yet to come to mind while listening to this.
The sung rhythm of 'down down down down' sounds like 'on on on on on'. It's a total non-issue.
Is that what he's babbling about!?
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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Juvenal wrote:
harmless wrote:
Thejambi wrote:
McParadigm wrote:I can't wait until this is safe to share so I can put up my 15 second side-by-side of Swallowed Whole and Thin Air.
Even after you mentioned it, Thin Air has yet to come to mind while listening to this.
The sung rhythm of 'down down down down' sounds like 'on on on on on'. It's a total non-issue.
Is that what he's babbling about!?
Yeah I think that's pretty much the basis of his disdain for Lightning Bolt.
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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Lounge Lizard wrote:"Sounds like Pearl Jam" (c)

So far we've heard:

- some Aerosmith
- some Dead Kennedys
- some U2
- some REM
- some Shania Twain

but no Pearl Jam.

Sounds more like "anything but Pearl Jam" so far :?
It sounds like all of these, but PJ sounds like all of these, so it sounds like PJ trying to sound like all of these but sounding like PJ, who sounds like all of these. What a mess!
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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harmless wrote:
Thejambi wrote:
McParadigm wrote:I can't wait until this is safe to share so I can put up my 15 second side-by-side of Swallowed Whole and Thin Air.
Even after you mentioned it, Thin Air has yet to come to mind while listening to this.
The sung rhythm of 'down down down down' sounds like 'on on on on on'. It's a total non-issue.
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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I never really understood what Pearl Jam was supposed to sound like.
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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Neither did they. It was always thus.
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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Thejambi wrote:I never really understood what Pearl Jam was supposed to sound like.
Alone
Education
In My Tree
Red Mosquito
DTE
GTF
1/2 Full
JG

something like that...

I cannot associate these songs with anyone else. No one.
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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WtOB? wrote:we should all probably hold off judgment until we find out which post jorge prefers.
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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Lounge Lizard wrote:
Thejambi wrote:I never really understood what Pearl Jam was supposed to sound like.
Alone
Education
In My Tree
Red Mosquito
DTE
GTF
1/2 Full
JG

something like that...

I cannot associate these songs with anyone else. No one.
Really? If you wanted to, you could say "In My Tree" was a U2 anthem with cooler drumming and no production polish, "Red Mosquito" is a typical blues stomper, "DTE" is a bellowed grunge song attempted after grunge is over, "GTF" is another U2 anthem with more interesting dynamics and better drumming and louder guitars, "1/2 Full" is another blues stomper akin to Red Mosquito and Rival. Etc. Etc. Of course, we're not that dismissive because we love the songs.
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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harmless wrote:Really? If you wanted to, you could say "In My Tree" was a U2 anthem with cooler drumming and no production polish, "Red Mosquito" is a typical blues stomper, "DTE" is a bellowed grunge song attempted after grunge is over, "GTF" is another U2 anthem with more interesting dynamics and better drumming and louder guitars, "1/2 Full" is another blues stomper akin to Red Mosquito and Rival. Etc. Etc. Of course, we're not that dismissive because we love the songs.
There's hope then that we'll love these too? One day?
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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harmless wrote:
Lounge Lizard wrote:
Thejambi wrote:I never really understood what Pearl Jam was supposed to sound like.
Alone
Education
In My Tree
Red Mosquito
DTE
GTF
1/2 Full
JG

something like that...

I cannot associate these songs with anyone else. No one.
Really? If you wanted to, you could say "In My Tree" was a U2 anthem with cooler drumming and no production polish, "Red Mosquito" is a typical blues stomper, "DTE" is a bellowed grunge song attempted after grunge is over, "GTF" is another U2 anthem with more interesting dynamics and better drumming and louder guitars, "1/2 Full" is another blues stomper akin to Red Mosquito and Rival. Etc. Etc. Of course, we're not that dismissive because we love the songs.
So Pearl Jam has made an EP. They have some work to do then.
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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I noticed you couldn't come up with examples for Education and Alone 8-)
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Lounge Lizard wrote:
harmless wrote:Really? If you wanted to, you could say "In My Tree" was a U2 anthem with cooler drumming and no production polish, "Red Mosquito" is a typical blues stomper, "DTE" is a bellowed grunge song attempted after grunge is over, "GTF" is another U2 anthem with more interesting dynamics and better drumming and louder guitars, "1/2 Full" is another blues stomper akin to Red Mosquito and Rival. Etc. Etc. Of course, we're not that dismissive because we love the songs.
There's hope then that we'll love these too? One day?
Of course there is, that's what I'm saying. PJ aren't suddenly rehashing old tunes, they always did it.
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