Tha Mayonnaise Wars

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there's a place around here that always puts coleslaw on the pastrami sandwich

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Deviled eggs have mayo

So do creamed cucumbers


So do some noodles
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doug rr wrote:i want to go out on a limb and say those are cucumbers on the sandwich which makes it so much better and refreshing....anders?
Cucumbers. Yes.
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knee tunes wrote:Deviled eggs have mayo

So do creamed cucumbers


So do some noodles
Which is one reason why I don’t eat deviled eggs.
Or creamed cucumbers.
Or some noodles.
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Straight up mayo is the devil's jizz.
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I fucking love Deviled Eggs so goddamn much! I could eat two dozen easy.
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Self wrote:Straight up mayo is the devil's jizz.
It’s like looking in the mirror.
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durdencommatyler wrote:I fucking love Deviled Eggs so goddamn much! I could eat two dozen easy.
Jesus Christ. I bet your wife loves it when you do that.
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wease wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:I fucking love Deviled Eggs so goddamn much! I could eat two dozen easy.
Jesus Christ. I bet your wife loves it when you do that.
She hates it because it means there are fewer for her.
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96583UP wrote:there's a place around here that always puts coleslaw on the pastrami sandwich

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There used to be a place at Ohio State that served paninis with coleslaw and french fries in them.
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knee tunes wrote:Deviled eggs have mayo

So do creamed cucumbers


So do some noodles
What the fuck is a creamed cucumber?
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durdencommatyler wrote:
wease wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:I fucking love Deviled Eggs so goddamn much! I could eat two dozen easy.
Jesus Christ. I bet your wife loves it when you do that.
She hates it because it means there are fewer for her.
I’m sure the smells your body makes after eating so many doesn’t exactly endear you to her.
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B wrote:
knee tunes wrote:Deviled eggs have mayo

So do creamed cucumbers


So do some noodles
What the fuck is a creamed cucumber?
I assumed she was talking about creamy cucumber salad? But if creamed cucumber is something else, I'd love to know.
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We make something like that, but we dress it with apple cider vinegar and sour cream.
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B wrote:We make something like that, but we dress it with apple cider vinegar and sour cream.
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durdencommatyler wrote:
B wrote:We make something like that, but we dress it with apple cider vinegar and sour cream.
fuck that sounds good
You gotta salt the cucumbers and leave them in a bowl in the fridge for several hours, then rinse them. Then vinegar, sour cream, black pepper, and dill.
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B wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
B wrote:We make something like that, but we dress it with apple cider vinegar and sour cream.
fuck that sounds good
You gotta salt the cucumbers and leave them in a bowl in the fridge for several hours, then rinse them. Then vinegar, sour cream, black pepper, and dill.
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durdencommatyler wrote:
B wrote:We make something like that, but we dress it with apple cider vinegar and sour cream.
fuck that sounds good
Yes it does
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durdencommatyler wrote:
B wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
B wrote:We make something like that, but we dress it with apple cider vinegar and sour cream.
fuck that sounds good
You gotta salt the cucumbers and leave them in a bowl in the fridge for several hours, then rinse them. Then vinegar, sour cream, black pepper, and dill.
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