Anybody want a Corona?

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wease wrote:
wease wrote:We tested more people today at my office than we have in the past two weeks combined.
Had two positives out of these. I guess that means I have now had direct contact. Just got swabbed about 30 minutes ago. That was totally unpleasant.
Good luck wease. Yeah, they really jam that swab up into your brain. Which would you rather do now, have another COVID test or eat a sandwich with mayo on it?
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A friend of ours first tested positive, was treated appropriately, then tested negative, and has now tested positive again.

Strange.
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
wease wrote:
wease wrote:We tested more people today at my office than we have in the past two weeks combined.
Had two positives out of these. I guess that means I have now had direct contact. Just got swabbed about 30 minutes ago. That was totally unpleasant.
Good luck wease. Yeah, they really jam that swab up into your brain. Which would you rather do now, have another COVID test or eat a sandwich with mayo on it?
Without hesitation, Covid swab.
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wease wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
wease wrote:
wease wrote:We tested more people today at my office than we have in the past two weeks combined.
Had two positives out of these. I guess that means I have now had direct contact. Just got swabbed about 30 minutes ago. That was totally unpleasant.
Good luck wease. Yeah, they really jam that swab up into your brain. Which would you rather do now, have another COVID test or eat a sandwich with mayo on it?
Without hesitation, Covid swab.
Also, none of those we swabbed had any symptoms whatsoever. Neither did the positive contact they all had.
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Strat wrote:A friend of ours first tested positive, was treated appropriately, then tested negative, and has now tested positive again.

Strange.
Sounds like one of the tests was trash, which has been a problem. Junk ass garbage in this country...
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I feel like this belongs in the election thread, but
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McParadigm wrote:I feel like this belongs in the election thread, but
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Shit - for the first time in 24 days we've got two new cases
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Poo.
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There goes the neighbourhood.
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Higgs wrote:Poo.
Couple came back from the UK or something - got picked up at the border or something
"I really enjoy sandwiches but the other guys are so good at making sandwiches that I don't make them. Now I make sandwiches."
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It's almost as if the virus was never going to be eradicated and was always going to reappear after lockdowns
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happy for the Oceania folks here

you all managed to vanquish the sea monster, find sufficient stray wood to build shelter, and create a series of devices to capture, domesticate, and raise livestock

you should be proud for what you've been able to accomplish

a lot of folks on a shipwrecked island just go mad and whack off until they die

instead you built a society and whack off for pleasure

and you even have medicines now

looking forward to visiting and using the coconut telephone

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verb_to_trust wrote:It's almost as if the virus was never going to be eradicated and was always going to reappear after lockdowns
Yup - via the border. Shut it down I say
"I really enjoy sandwiches but the other guys are so good at making sandwiches that I don't make them. Now I make sandwiches."
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Rangi Guy wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:It's almost as if the virus was never going to be eradicated and was always going to reappear after lockdowns
Yup - via the border. Shut it down I say
Interesting long term approach!!
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verb_to_trust wrote:
Rangi Guy wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:It's almost as if the virus was never going to be eradicated and was always going to reappear after lockdowns
Yup - via the border. Shut it down I say
Interesting long term approach!!
.....or maybe till there's some form of vaccine
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Rangi Guy wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:
Rangi Guy wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:It's almost as if the virus was never going to be eradicated and was always going to reappear after lockdowns
Yup - via the border. Shut it down I say
Interesting long term approach!!
.....or maybe till there's some form of vaccine
I'm with you Rangi - WA still has borders closed and everyone can fuck right off as far as I'm concerned.
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Rangi Guy wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:
Rangi Guy wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:It's almost as if the virus was never going to be eradicated and was always going to reappear after lockdowns
Yup - via the border. Shut it down I say
Interesting long term approach!!
.....or maybe till there's some form of vaccine
which may very well never come?
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Angus wrote:
Rangi Guy wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:
Rangi Guy wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:It's almost as if the virus was never going to be eradicated and was always going to reappear after lockdowns
Yup - via the border. Shut it down I say
Interesting long term approach!!
.....or maybe till there's some form of vaccine
which may very well never come?
So be it! Build the wall!!!
They should at least have some sort of effective treatment for this thing in a few months....or years
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Your country needs fat tourists
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