Anybody want a Corona?

[knee tunes]

Yesterday, the great state of TN passed a resolution congratulating all Tennesseans for recognizing that COVID-19 is a far-left conspiracy propagated by fake news and doesn’t actually exist.

Is this true?

[Higgs]

Same day the US re-cracked the 30,000 daily new cases mark.

[knee tunes]

Yesterday, the great state of TN passed a resolution congratulating all Tennesseans for recognizing that COVID-19 is a far-left conspiracy propagated by fake news and doesn’t actually exist.

Is this true?

I looked it up and TN never said that Covid doesn't exist. What the resolution said was that the media was sensationalizing it. Did you misread it or something wease?

[knee tunes]

Same day the US re-cracked the 30,000 daily new cases mark.

ffs , how much do I owe to charity now?

[knee tunes]

Btw, my kid always pictured charity as a tiger with sunglasses whenever I would suggest we donate to it. Feed the tiger in the bright sunshine, yo'll

[The Argonaut]

I'm not wishing it on upon anyone, but barring a working vaccine it seems to me that on a long enough timeline we all get exposed.

Nah, on a long enough timeline it mutates into something else before 50 percent of people get it. Think Godzilla-esque but tiny

[knee tunes]

I'm not wishing it on upon anyone, but barring a working vaccine it seems to me that on a long enough timeline we all get exposed.

Nah, on a long enough timeline it mutates into something else before 50 percent of people get it. Think Godzilla-esque but tiny

Godzilla was a fake black and white Asian monster Argo made of paper mache and origami

[Higgs]

Btw, my kid always pictured charity as a tiger with sunglasses whenever I would suggest we donate to it. Feed the tiger in the bright sunshine, yo'll

Sounds like the Seventh Day Advent-hoppists religious nuts. They are one of those groups who take the bible literally. Trouble was their version had a typo and read "faith, hop and charity and the greatest of these is hop" . So now they spend every Sunday doing nothing but hopping about the place.

Makes for very messy Sunday family lunches.

[Higgs]

Same day the US re-cracked the 30,000 daily new cases mark.

ffs , how much do I owe to charity now?

Lol. You're all G knee.

[knee tunes]

Same day the US re-cracked the 30,000 daily new cases mark.

ffs , how much do I owe to charity now?

Lol. You're all G knee.

Is that $1,000?

[Higgs]

Ha! Nope. "All good" as the cool kids say.

[wease]

Yesterday, the great state of TN passed a resolution congratulating all Tennesseans for recognizing that COVID-19 is a far-left conspiracy propagated by fake news and doesn’t actually exist.

Is this true?

I looked it up and TN never said that Covid doesn't exist. What the resolution said was that the media was sensationalizing it. Did you misread it or something wease?

Partially. It was the House.
https://www.newsweek.com/house-passes-r ... 19-1512291

[B]

509 dead Tennessians are glad to hear COVID isn't a big deal.

* Sorry, Tennessean.

[knee tunes]

Yesterday, the great state of TN passed a resolution congratulating all Tennesseans for recognizing that COVID-19 is a far-left conspiracy propagated by fake news and doesn’t actually exist.

Is this true?

I looked it up and TN never said that Covid doesn't exist. What the resolution said was that the media was sensationalizing it. Did you misread it or something wease?

Partially. It was the House.
https://www.newsweek.com/house-passes-r ... 19-1512291

The resolution never said COVID didn't actually exist.

[Norah]

I'm not wishing it on upon anyone, but barring a working vaccine it seems to me that on a long enough timeline we all get exposed.

Nah, on a long enough timeline it mutates into something else before 50 percent of people get it. Think Godzilla-esque but tiny

Godzilla was a fake black and white Asian monster Argo made of paper mache and origami

Pure motherfuckin' filler.

[The Argonaut]

You guys are right, we need to keep our eyes on the real killer

[Simple Torture]

Yesterday, the great state of TN passed a resolution congratulating all Tennesseans for recognizing that COVID-19 is a far-left conspiracy propagated by fake news and doesn’t actually exist. Even tho our Republican governor had daily coronavirus briefings up until a couple of weeks ago. Our lawmakers actually did this yesterday but last week voted to keep the bust of Nathan Bedford Forrest in the state capital.

I hate this fucking state. I used to be proud to be from TN. Now I can’t wait to get the fuck out of here.

wease, you should make a general TN thread:

[E.H. Ruddock]

My ex-stepson called me today. He'll be a senior at Vanderbilt in the fall. They gave them the option of coming to campus or staying home. He's staying home because he echoed what wease has been saying. Said Nashville is acting like it never happened and there's a bunch of "wearing a mask takes away my freedom" people around, even at the school

[wease]

My ex-stepson called me today. He'll be a senior at Vanderbilt in the fall. They gave them the option of coming to campus or staying home. He's staying home because he echoed what wease has been saying. Said Nashville is acting like it never happened and there's a bunch of "wearing a mask takes away my freedom" people around, even at the school

That’s kinda surprising. Nashville/Davidson County is usually the bluest in the state. Of course, Vandy being the private school, I’m sure is loaded with Redtrumpcoats.

[wease]

See? You guys thought I was joking the whole time.