Anybody want a Corona?

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We did 128k more tests today than yesterday. That we had a new record of positive tests shouldn't surprise anyone.
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whoa whoa whoa - pump the brakes

what are you guys implying?

you mean the US doesnt have Cov19 under control?

I haven't seen any mention of that on any of the news sites or this site.

This is completely taking me aback.I was under the impression that the President and the GOP governors were doing a great job at managing this. Mitigating, monitoring, focusing on simple, elegant, effective solutions.

This challenges everything.

you're lying to me, right?
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Turns out lying your ass off doesn't stop a pandemic cold. This is going to be a hard lesson for our noble elected officials to learn
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'pandemic cold' that sounds racist

like discriminatory against pandas

which are often associated with asians

what are you implying?
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Those people are really fucked in the head. That younger girl in the red shirt actually scares me!

But like everyone keeps saying, these are the people who damn well will vote. These are the people who show up at their council's meetings. Insanity certainly brings the passion.
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Victoria in Australia is kicking off again. More than a week of double digit cases.

Apparently some of the hotel quarantine security guards have been intimate with some quarantined folk.
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I'm sorry but as an American resident I cannot read a post worrying about double digit cases and not laugh. I noted excitedly to my wife today that our state had less than 500 new cases lol we are so fucked.
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Don't worry, you're still the best in the world.
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Rangi Guy wrote:
Yup - that's enough to put me in the 'Fuck Florida' boat. Previously I kind of wondered what it was people had against the place
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LetMeSleep wrote:Don't worry, you're still the best in the world.
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VinylGuy wrote:its really tiresome to see these ¨good guys¨ talking about any political stuff in tv while also being kinda funny and hip and cool....its just...please enough of this shit.
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Mickey wrote:
LetMeSleep wrote:Don't worry, you're still the best in the world.
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It's adorable that people suddenly care about this again
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BurtReynolds wrote:It's adorable that people suddenly care about this again
Hey now, Australia (as in, the entire country of 24 million people) had 37 new cases yesterday!
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BurtReynolds wrote:It's adorable that people suddenly care about this again
When did we stop?
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Bournemouth this week.

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B wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:It's adorable that people suddenly care about this again
When did we stop?
I guess Burt is taking the US-centric view here. Y'all been dealing with BLM etc so Covid has perhaps taken a back seat for a while? Not here in Aus it hasn't.

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*except for Bournemouth and Liverpool.
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Florida is closing its bars after nearly cracking *9,000* new cases in a single day. Texas is doing the same, and tightening restaurant capacity limits. Between them, the two states account for 40% of all new cases in the United States.
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Higgs wrote:
B wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:It's adorable that people suddenly care about this again
When did we stop?
I guess Burt is taking the US-centric view here. Y'all been dealing with BLM etc so Covid has perhaps taken a back seat for a while? Not here in Aus it hasn't.

But we are certainly adorable.
B wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:It's adorable that people suddenly care about this again
When did we stop?
Same guy, on this same topic, during the height of the protests:
BurtReynolds wrote:people still care about this? :haha: :haha: :haha:
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I want to live in Burts reality
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