that's a good point. How do you live there and not own dobermann guard dogs?96583UP wrote:their problem was that they didn't have hounds on their grounds
if they just had hounds like most noblemen no intruder would dare attempt to cross that lawn
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I can assure you that civilians are not being dragged from their homes by roving bands of protestors to any statistically significant degree. You're welcome to provide even one piece of evidence beyond YouTube.BurtReynolds wrote:this is the part where Micker assures you that nothing is really happening.Mickey wrote:Good news: they're not!Higgs wrote:I don't hold that you must always meet force with force. The aim is to stay safe, however you go about it. In this case I guess I can't argue that the homeowner's bringing out the guns did the job for them, which I'm actually thankful for.BurtReynolds wrote:How many would be required? I don't know. Plenty. It's happened on camera tons of times in the last few weeks. It's obvious that you wouldn't disagree with the mob and not expect to be mobbed. You're answer is to just agree with them. That's cuckery.Higgs wrote:How many protesters are actively beating civilians these days? Genuine question - is this something that's actually happening? I haven't heard much of this until these two popped up on my newsfeed.BurtReynolds wrote:oooh why don't they just go out and kneel, too! Why don't they simply grovel for the herd's acceptance!? That would be safer! Just go with the flow, brah!Higgs wrote: I get the want to protect yourself in a situation where people are trespassing on your property, but surely a move to go out and chant in support of the protesters would have been a better option than heading out with guns.
and likely they would have been surrounded and beaten. I don't care about "escalation", or "proportional responses" or any of that shit. and the rest of the world is wrong about guns.Higgs wrote:If they came outside with a sign on a piece of cardboard the media never even hear about these two. Instead we have this:
But you guys are wrong - guns really are retarded. Hey - you do you though.
I wan't aware things were turning so violent against civilians tbh. That's a fucked up situation, and absolutely colours my view of the protestors in those situations. I learn, Mr Fawlty, I learn.
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oh well I'm glad they haven't graduated to dragging people out of their homes. As long as everyone stays hidden and out of the way of the mob they should be fine.Mickey wrote:I can assure you that civilians are not being dragged from their homes by roving bands of protestors to any statistically significant degree. You're welcome to provide even one piece of evidence beyond YouTube.BurtReynolds wrote:this is the part where Micker assures you that nothing is really happening.Mickey wrote:Good news: they're not!Higgs wrote:I don't hold that you must always meet force with force. The aim is to stay safe, however you go about it. In this case I guess I can't argue that the homeowner's bringing out the guns did the job for them, which I'm actually thankful for.BurtReynolds wrote:How many would be required? I don't know. Plenty. It's happened on camera tons of times in the last few weeks. It's obvious that you wouldn't disagree with the mob and not expect to be mobbed. You're answer is to just agree with them. That's cuckery.Higgs wrote:How many protesters are actively beating civilians these days? Genuine question - is this something that's actually happening? I haven't heard much of this until these two popped up on my newsfeed.BurtReynolds wrote:oooh why don't they just go out and kneel, too! Why don't they simply grovel for the herd's acceptance!? That would be safer! Just go with the flow, brah!Higgs wrote: I get the want to protect yourself in a situation where people are trespassing on your property, but surely a move to go out and chant in support of the protesters would have been a better option than heading out with guns.
and likely they would have been surrounded and beaten. I don't care about "escalation", or "proportional responses" or any of that shit. and the rest of the world is wrong about guns.Higgs wrote:If they came outside with a sign on a piece of cardboard the media never even hear about these two. Instead we have this:
But you guys are wrong - guns really are retarded. Hey - you do you though.
I wan't aware things were turning so violent against civilians tbh. That's a fucked up situation, and absolutely colours my view of the protestors in those situations. I learn, Mr Fawlty, I learn.
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It's not like you'll come out of your basement no matter what happens so.
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i think we solved this gun thread, though
hounds
hounds instead of guns
the hounds can fight each other
humans still walk away without gunshots
a lot more poo around though
hounds
hounds instead of guns
the hounds can fight each other
humans still walk away without gunshots
a lot more poo around though
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My hound is a pacifist. He disgusts me.96583UP wrote:i think we solved this gun thread, though
hounds
hounds instead of guns
the hounds can fight each other
humans still walk away without gunshots
a lot more poo around though
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Mike Vick was ahead of his time, amirite?96583UP wrote:i think we solved this gun thread, though
hounds
hounds instead of guns
the hounds can fight each other
humans still walk away without gunshots
a lot more poo around though
Also, you have to feed a dog... or do you?
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bada wrote:
basically sums up America right now
as portrayed in media
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pull yo' pants up bitch, then go twirlin' shet

that's what I always say

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Olympic Sport:
Crotch Hurdling
Crotch Hurdling
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8.3 Million guns were sold in the U.S. since March, a record pace. Leftist extremists are the best advertisement possible for gun ownership.
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Leftist extremeists [sic]: Maybe certain people shouldn't have guns? Maybe close the loopholes for those who shouldn't have guns? Maybe nobody needs to open carry in a Jimmy John's? Maybe nobody really needs an AR-15? I wonder how many Americans support these kinds of things?
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That's a lot of people with a micropenisPHATJ wrote:8.3 Million guns were sold in the U.S. since March, a record pace. Leftist extremists are the best advertisement possible for gun ownership.
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"A nationwide wave of black-led protests resulted in record gun sales" is not the gotcha you think it is.PHATJ wrote:8.3 Million guns were sold in the U.S. since March, a record pace. Leftist extremists are the best advertisement possible for gun ownership.
VinylGuy wrote:its really tiresome to see these ¨good guys¨ talking about any political stuff in tv while also being kinda funny and hip and cool....its just...please enough of this shit.
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And I don’t give a fuck what you think is a “gotcha” moment. Those gun numbers are real, however you want to poopoo them. And the atrocious, violent, and threatening behavior of the radical left isn’t going unnoticed. It really doesn’t matter what your comeback may be to any of this. I couldn’t care less about whatever nonsensical garbage you peddle.
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GREEN COVE SPRINGS, Fla. — A Florida sheriff says he will deputize every gun owner in his county to put down any violent protests his deputies can’t handle alone.
Clay County Sheriff Darryl Daniels gave no indication in a three-minute video released Wednesday that any demonstrations are planned in his suburban Jacksonville county. Daniels also said he would protect any peaceful protests, but added that if anyone starts “tearing up Clay County, that is not going to be acceptable.”
“If we can’t handle you, I’ll exercise the power and authority as the sheriff and I’ll make special deputies of every lawful gun owner in the county and I’ll deputize them to this one purpose: to stand in the gap between lawlessness and civility,” said Daniels, sporting a white cowboy hat as he stood in front of 18 deputies.
Daniels, who is African American, said in the video that his department has a “great relationship” with its residents, but “if you come to Clay County and think for one second we’ll bend our backs for you, you’re sadly mistaken.”
“The second you step out from up under the protection of the Constitution, we’ll be waiting on you and give you everything you want: all the publicity, all the pain, all the glamour and glory for all that five minutes will give you.”
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What could go wrong!?
Clouuuuds Rolll byyy...BANG BANG BANG BANG
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Cops are really some of the dumbest and most ignorant people I've ever met. But I just want to restate what I said yesterday:
Just run them over
Just run them over
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