America..why won't you just ban the fucking gun?

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GREEN COVE SPRINGS, Fla. — A Florida sheriff says he will deputize every gun owner in his county to put down any violent protests his deputies can’t handle alone.

Clay County Sheriff Darryl Daniels gave no indication in a three-minute video released Wednesday that any demonstrations are planned in his suburban Jacksonville county. Daniels also said he would protect any peaceful protests, but added that if anyone starts “tearing up Clay County, that is not going to be acceptable.”

“If we can’t handle you, I’ll exercise the power and authority as the sheriff and I’ll make special deputies of every lawful gun owner in the county and I’ll deputize them to this one purpose: to stand in the gap between lawlessness and civility,” said Daniels, sporting a white cowboy hat as he stood in front of 18 deputies.

Daniels, who is African American, said in the video that his department has a “great relationship” with its residents, but “if you come to Clay County and think for one second we’ll bend our backs for you, you’re sadly mistaken.”

“The second you step out from up under the protection of the Constitution, we’ll be waiting on you and give you everything you want: all the publicity, all the pain, all the glamour and glory for all that five minutes will give you.”
sounds like a normal guy

https://www.firstcoastnews.com/article/ ... 7d63abec40
CLAY COUNTY, Fla. — A yearlong investigation of Clay County Sheriff Darryl Daniels may be drawing to a close.

First Coast News has learned from multiple law enforcement sources that the Florida Department of Law Enforcement has completed its initial report into misconduct allegations against Clay's top cop. The report is now in the possession of the 4th District State Attorney’s Office, which must review and make recommendations, an FDLE spokesperson confirmed.

The investigation was sparked in May 2019 after Daniels called 911 on his lover of six years, whom he accused of stalking, and asked his own officers to place her under arrest. Cierra Smith was arrested and detained for 6 hours but not jailed after an assistant state attorney found there was no probable cause to book her.

It later emerged that Daniels began his affair with Smith when he was her direct supervisor at the Duval County Jail.

Because prosecutors must still review the report and decide if charges are warranted, FDLE could not comment on the content of the investigation, saying it is still active.

Daniels is a first-term sheriff up for re-election and facing six challengers including Atlantic Beach Police Chief Michelle Cook, former Clay County Sheriff’s Office Emergency Management Director Ben Carroll, former FDLE agent Mike Taylor, as well as former Clay County Commissioner and retired Sheriff’s Office Sgt. Harold Rutledge.
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PHATJ wrote:black led leftist extremist led
protests violent riots.

And I don’t give a fuck what you think is a “gotcha” moment. Those gun numbers are real, however you want to poopoo them. And the atrocious, violent, and threatening behavior of the radical left isn’t going unnoticed. It really doesn’t matter what your comeback may be to any of this. I couldn’t care less about whatever nonsensical garbage you peddle.
So just to clarify, it doesn't remotely trouble you that the response to "black lives matter" protests is a historic number of gun sales. That doesn't even echo around in your jumbled skull as potentially bad?
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Maybe it was the looting and the calls to abolish the police
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Bi_3 wrote:Maybe it was the looting and the calls to abolish the police
Ding ding, we have a winner.
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Mickey wrote:
PHATJ wrote:black led leftist extremist led
protests violent riots.

And I don’t give a fuck what you think is a “gotcha” moment. Those gun numbers are real, however you want to poopoo them. And the atrocious, violent, and threatening behavior of the radical left isn’t going unnoticed. It really doesn’t matter what your comeback may be to any of this. I couldn’t care less about whatever nonsensical garbage you peddle.
So just to clarify, it doesn't remotely trouble you that the response to "black lives matter" protests is a historic number of gun sales. That doesn't even echo around in your jumbled skull as potentially bad?
I think doomers like me are buying up a huge share of those guns. Societal collapse and the fear of what comes after is probably number one. Protection against roving hordes of scary black people is two.
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yeah i mean if enough freaks voted to disband my local police force i would probably buy a gun

probably get a couple dobermans too

that is america

the right to bear arms

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and to prevent the king of england; or some rabid english lit major in a hula skirt; or some common rapist / thief - from breaking in to my house and taxing / lecturing / raping / stealing from me, respectively
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96583UP wrote: common rapist / thief
But how will you know their intentions if they have a covid mask on?!!
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I'd be woke enough just to let the rape happen then try my best to cuddle afterwards. Maybe attend a protest together the next day after making the rapist avocado toast in the morning.
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elliseamos wrote:
96583UP wrote: common rapist / thief
But how will you know their intentions if they have a covid mask on?!!
i religiously lock my doors

if they get in, it's no accident - and that only means one of two things: they are coming for the picasso, or they are c*mming for-a myassho'
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This was the joke, friends:
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PHATJ wrote:
Bi_3 wrote:Maybe it was the looting and the calls to abolish the police
Ding ding, we have a winner.
See, a smart person would probably recognize that it's an overdetermined phenomena, one that can't be traced to a single event/anxiety--which also means that white racism cannot be eliminated as a causal factor driving gun sales in the wake of the resurgent BLM movement. And so, a smart person might avoid gloating about how recent left-wing, black-led anti-racism protests are driving gun sales when there's a quite obvious and very ugly elephant in the room.

But, again, a smart person.
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Mickey wrote:
PHATJ wrote:
Bi_3 wrote:Maybe it was the looting and the calls to abolish the police
Ding ding, we have a winner.
See, a smart person would probably recognize that it's an overdetermined phenomena, one that can't be traced to a single event/anxiety--which also means that white racism cannot be eliminated as a causal factor driving gun sales in the wake of the resurgent BLM movement. And so, a smart person might avoid gloating about how recent left-wing, black-led anti-racism protests are driving gun sales when there's a quite obvious and very ugly elephant in the room.

But, again, a smart person.
Which do you think is more likely?
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I thought only americans did this!?!
Boy, 14, charged with 1st-degree murder of woman, 'shocking' string of shootings and assaults: police

Winnipeg shootings, stabbing happened in 24-hour period between early Canada Day, following morning
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so many guns are going to be lost in boating accidents...
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simple schoolboy wrote:
so many guns are going to be lost in boating accidents...
Hmmm. Maybe they can turn this into a reparations play if they are all transferrable but ADOS don't have to pay for the tax stamp.
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simple schoolboy wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:
simple schoolboy wrote:
so many guns are going to be lost in boating accidents...
Hmmm. Maybe they can turn this into a reparations play if they are all transferrable but ADOS don't have to pay for the tax stamp.
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I'm all for taxing the shit out of guns
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96583UP wrote:
elliseamos wrote:
96583UP wrote: common rapist / thief
But how will you know their intentions if they have a covid mask on?!!
i religiously lock my doors

if they get in, it's no accident - and that only means one of two things: they are coming for the picasso, or they are c*mming for-a myassho'
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