2020 NFL Season

[Simple Torture]

Joey over here trying to turn today's leagues into unlicensed 1980s sports video games.

[Bammer]

His notion that it will be an “easy fix” is spot on, though. I’ll give him that.

[epilogue]

Joey over here trying to turn today's leagues into unlicensed 1980s sports video games.

[epilogue]

But I'm curious how many NFL fans are loyal to a team based on mascot versus other factors like color scheme or location.

[Bammer]

Da Rrrrrrrrraidas

Has nothing on...

Da football team in Nevada

[epilogue]

Da Rrrrrrrrraidas

Has nothing on...

Da football team in Nevada

Who does that weird Rrrrrrraidas thing?

Nnnnnnevada isn't really that much different.

Like, Mitch Holthus doesn't yell "Touchdown Chiiiiiiiefs!!"

Y'know?

[epilogue]

Speaking of that dumpster fire franchise, I don't hate them because they're called Raiders. Their idiot mascot, their basic color scheme, they city they call home, their hyper agro fans dressed as Gwar and Darth Vader, these have nothing to do with why I hope they never win another game and will continue to cheer their defeat again and again, long beyond my desire to care about all other things NFL related.

[Simple Torture]

Da Rrrrrrrrraidas

Has nothing on...

Da football team in Nevada

Who does that weird Rrrrrrraidas thing?

[epilogue]

That guy still a thing?

[epilogue]

Whatever. So one dude has to say a different dumb thing. Do people really care?

[Simple Torture]

That guy still a thing?

I think he retird, but he could always come back back back back back back back back

[epilogue]

That guy still a thing?

I think he retird, but he could always come back back back back back back back back

[Bammer]

Whatever. So one dude has to say a different dumb thing. Do people really care?

Yes. People really care.

The Redskins are still called the Redskins after how many years or legit controversy?

And now you think people will change a name as mundane as the Falcons for example? Branding is, like, you know, important to uh, the, the brands.

[Mickey]

Da Rrrrrrrrraidas

Has nothing on...

Da football team in Nevada

Who does that weird Rrrrrrraidas thing?

Nnnnnnevada isn't really that much different.

Like, Mitch Holthus doesn't yell "Touchdown Chiiiiiiiefs!!"

Y'know?

Isn't a big thing for you guys something like "Let's hear it for those Chiefs"?

[Mickey]

I think your primary obstacle is going to be getting children to buy plush toys in the shape of the state of Nevada, pestering their parents for Nevada t-shirts, baseball caps with the outline of Nevada on it, etc.

[Stardog Champion]

Whatever. So one dude has to say a different dumb thing. Do people really care?

As dumb as it may sound to other people, there's a lot of folks who would not be happy about changing the Who Dat chant.

[Mickey]

Whatever. So one dude has to say a different dumb thing. Do people really care?

Yes. People really care.

Yeah seriously Joey look around--no way this doesn't become a major culture war issue.

[epilogue]

Whatever. So one dude has to say a different dumb thing. Do people really care?

Yes. People really care.

The Redskins are still called the Redskins after how many years or legit controversy?

And now you think people will change a name as mundane as the Falcons for example? Branding is, like, you know, important to uh, the, the brands.

I feel like you keep totally misunderstanding everything I say.

Either way, I didn't mean to offend your marketing gods. My apologies. Go Seahawks!

[epilogue]

Whatever. So one dude has to say a different dumb thing. Do people really care?

Yes. People really care.

Yeah seriously Joey look around--no way this doesn't become a major culture war issue.

[Mickey]

Whatever. So one dude has to say a different dumb thing. Do people really care?

Yes. People really care.

The Redskins are still called the Redskins after how many years or legit controversy?

And now you think people will change a name as mundane as the Falcons for example? Branding is, like, you know, important to uh, the, the brands.

I feel like you keep totally misunderstanding everything I say.

Either way, I didn't mean to offend your marketing gods. My apologies. Go Seahawks!

*team from Seattle-Tacoma metropolitan area