Claims Made By Food Packages
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Claims Made By Food Packages
My Snap Pea Crisps say, "Fresh Picked Goodness."
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As in they were fresh picked, then dried and ground into a powder, then mixed with rice flour, oil, and salt and baked back into a snack chip?
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As in they were fresh picked, then dried and ground into a powder, then mixed with rice flour, oil, and salt and baked back into a snack chip?
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Re: Claims Made By Food Packages
Noted.
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Re: Claims Made By Food Packages
"All Natural"
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I always laugh when potato chips are labelled as "gluten free."
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Re: Claims Made By Food Packages
Freshly picked from the conveyor belt
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Re: Claims Made By Food Packages
B, have you ever read any Michael Pollan or Wendell Berry? If not, I recommend.
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Yeah, I've read everything by Michael Pollan.
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Berry should be on your list of not already. I think you'd like him based on your Pollan reading and the gist of this thread.B wrote:Yeah, I've read everything by Michael Pollan.
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Have not read his new stuff yet, but I do agree with your sentiment. When I've heard him on podcasts lately I'm always like "where's the old Pollan? Where's the food stuff?" We need it now more than ever.
I do want to read his book about caffeine though.
I do want to read his book about caffeine though.
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Re: Claims Made By Food Packages
"New and improved flavor" is usually a lie.
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Re: Claims Made By Food Packages
Mrs. Bam picked up a package of sliced turkey (lunch meat) from Trader Joe’s.
Should I be concerned that the primary claim on the packaging is “FULLY COOKED”?
Should I be concerned that the primary claim on the packaging is “FULLY COOKED”?
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WARNING: THIS MILK CONTAINS SOME ACTUAL F*#@ING MILK.
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Re: Claims Made By Food Packages
I noticed that the snap pea crisps also said "Farm-Direct," which is a pointless claim unless it's "farm direct TO ME!"
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