The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump

[Mickey]

Joe Biden endorses your Nana getting r*ped.

[elliseamos]

In the scene depicted in this ad, is the intruder more or less likely to act this way if:

(A) There is more funding for police
(B) There is less funding for police
(C) There is no change to police funding
(D) Roger Stone is free
(E) All of the above

[The Argonaut]

e)All of the above, because you said "more or less"

[McParadigm]

Well it cuts out just as I was getting into it

[Self]

lol

[Self]

They shoulda tied in open borders and made the rapist Mexican.

[tragabigzanda]

Why didn’t the first prowler just let the second prowler through the door?

[elliseamos]

They shoulda tied in open borders and made the rapist Mexican.

But he built the wall. Remember?

[elliseamos]

Why didn’t the first prowler just let the second prowler through the door?

It's a nod to EAR/ONS. Very current. No one's as current as Trump.

[tragabigzanda]

Why didn’t the first prowler just let the second prowler through the door?

It's a nod to EAR/ONS. Very current. No one's as current as Trump.

But EAR/ONS worked alone! These guys are in cahoots, but their teamwork sucks. They should do some trust falls before they even think of raping anyone.

[Strat]

did they fuck her sister or no

[Simple Torture]

[Self]

They shoulda tied in open borders and made the rapist Mexican.

But he built the wall. Remember?

It's a forward looking piece; what happens when Joe is in and the police have no money and...he opens the border? MS13 thugs with granny fetishes, that's what. They should hire me.

[The Town]

Why didn’t the first prowler just let the second prowler through the door?

Trump Rally (call and response)

Crowd: Why?
Trump: Because I know prowlers. You've heard of a comedian's comedian. . *Trump points at self; pauses for applause* . And by the way, I don't joke.

[Mickey]

The thing that's wild about this ad is that he tried to run on law and order (vis a vis the border) in 2018 and ate shit massively. Sure, it was a first-term midterm election, but I just can't imagine this white fear pitch capturing anyone who isn't already a Trump hog.

[96583UP]

drawing a clock at 10 mins past 11 is not easy

[B]

Well it cuts out just as I was getting into it

[Hard edit] YES! I absolutely ...! [Hard edit]

[McParadigm]

Well it cuts out just as I was getting into it

[Hard edit] YES! I absolutely ...! [Hard edit]

[McParadigm]

Oof that even grosses me out.

Recommendation: don’t look

[dimejinky99]

That’s some 180. And we’re back to blaming China I see.