The Home Improvement Thread

Books, movies, television...
Post Reply
User avatar
E.H. Ruddock
Guys, I am not a moderator! I swear to God! Why does everyone think I'm a moderator?
Posts: 52023
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 2:48 pm

Re: The Home Improvement Thread

Post by E.H. Ruddock »

Strat wrote:
CopperTom wrote:
Strat wrote:Im not sure what has happened, but twice now, chaos has been the scene of our hummingbird feeder.

When we came back from our first Covid trip, the bird feeder was empty and laying on top of the grill right side up. The second time we came home from a Rona Trip, the hummingbird feeder was completely empty and the deck is covered in sticky sugar water.

I know those things are vicious and super territorial but i can only assume some sort of hummingbird orgy or massacre when we leave.
Sounds like a bear took it down
While we definitely have bears, i would be shocked if a bear made it into our fenced back yard
I wouldn't be so sure:
Spoiler: show
Image
Clouuuuds Rolll byyy...BANG BANG BANG BANG
User avatar
Strat
Waiting for HVAC Repairman
Posts: 35418
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 3:48 pm
Location: Twin City Kisses

Re: The Home Improvement Thread

Post by Strat »

E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Strat wrote:
CopperTom wrote:
Strat wrote:Im not sure what has happened, but twice now, chaos has been the scene of our hummingbird feeder.

When we came back from our first Covid trip, the bird feeder was empty and laying on top of the grill right side up. The second time we came home from a Rona Trip, the hummingbird feeder was completely empty and the deck is covered in sticky sugar water.

I know those things are vicious and super territorial but i can only assume some sort of hummingbird orgy or massacre when we leave.
Sounds like a bear took it down
While we definitely have bears, i would be shocked if a bear made it into our fenced back yard
I wouldn't be so sure:
Spoiler: show
Image
polar bears. my favorite!
User avatar
tragabigzanda
Production Police
Posts: 51690
Joined: Tue September 24, 2013 5:56 pm

Re: The Home Improvement Thread

Post by tragabigzanda »

Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
Last edited by tragabigzanda on Sat January 10, 2026 11:25 pm, edited 1 time in total.
User avatar
Strat
Waiting for HVAC Repairman
Posts: 35418
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 3:48 pm
Location: Twin City Kisses

Re: The Home Improvement Thread

Post by Strat »

tragabigzanda wrote:Found the main valve for the manifold that feeds our irrigation system. I tell the guy on the phone "When I opened it a quarter turn, the pressure felt pretty intense. How much should I open this thing to feed the system?"

"All the way."

"Seriously? You're not worried it's going to split the manifold?"

"No, it should be fine."

I open it all the way. Immediately hear a tremendous gushing sound. Run-crawl across the width of our crawl space, up the hatch, and outside to see the -- gasp! -- manifold split and water spewing all over the place. Run back in, get my floor all muddy, down through the hatch, turn the thing off. Called the professionals. :finger:
Happy home ownership
User avatar
tragabigzanda
Production Police
Posts: 51690
Joined: Tue September 24, 2013 5:56 pm

Re: The Home Improvement Thread

Post by tragabigzanda »

Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
Last edited by tragabigzanda on Sat January 10, 2026 11:25 pm, edited 1 time in total.
User avatar
Strat
Waiting for HVAC Repairman
Posts: 35418
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 3:48 pm
Location: Twin City Kisses

Re: The Home Improvement Thread

Post by Strat »

A piece of tile just fell off the corner of the center island in the kitchen.

Cool. MINOR DEFERRED MAINTENANCE
User avatar
tragabigzanda
Production Police
Posts: 51690
Joined: Tue September 24, 2013 5:56 pm

Re: The Home Improvement Thread

Post by tragabigzanda »

Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
Last edited by tragabigzanda on Sat January 10, 2026 11:25 pm, edited 1 time in total.
User avatar
Bammer
mXn
Posts: 22815
Joined: Thu January 24, 2013 4:32 am
Location: Surrounded by Wokes. Please send help.

Re: The Home Improvement Thread

Post by Bammer »

Text from wife today: “Do we have a plunger?”

That’s not what you want to see.
(she/him/theirs)
User avatar
Strat
Waiting for HVAC Repairman
Posts: 35418
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 3:48 pm
Location: Twin City Kisses

Re: The Home Improvement Thread

Post by Strat »

tragabigzanda wrote:
Strat wrote:A piece of tile just fell off the corner of the center island in the kitchen.

Cool. MINOR DEFERRED MAINTENANCE
Were you b*nging on the island?
Lol yea right
doug rr
The Master
Posts: 27424
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 3:45 pm
Location: I'm now Canadian..go broncos

Re: The Home Improvement Thread

Post by doug rr »

my wife bought a bidet that you install yourself on the toilet...we've had it for a week and I have yet to try it..just sitting on the toilet feels like being the drivers seat of a fancy sports car
User avatar
E.H. Ruddock
Guys, I am not a moderator! I swear to God! Why does everyone think I'm a moderator?
Posts: 52023
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 2:48 pm

Re: The Home Improvement Thread

Post by E.H. Ruddock »

doug rr wrote:my wife bought a bidet that you install yourself on the toilet...we've had it for a week and I have yet to try it..just sitting on the toilet feels like being the drivers seat of a fancy sports car
We have one of those. It's pretty good
Clouuuuds Rolll byyy...BANG BANG BANG BANG
User avatar
wease
Major Dude
Posts: 40669
Joined: Sat January 05, 2013 1:57 pm
Location: Where everybody knows your name

Re: The Home Improvement Thread

Post by wease »

E.H. Ruddock wrote:
doug rr wrote:my wife bought a bidet that you install yourself on the toilet...we've had it for a week and I have yet to try it..just sitting on the toilet feels like being the drivers seat of a fancy sports car
We have one of those. It's pretty good
I’ve never even seen a bidet before. I’d be too intimidated trying to use one, I think.
Let me tell you, Homer Simpson is cock of nothing!
- C. Montgomery Burns
User avatar
Mickey
Mind Your Tanners
Posts: 9715
Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 6:02 am
Location: Tristes Tropiques

Re: The Home Improvement Thread

Post by Mickey »

I always assumed this thread was about the show.
VinylGuy wrote:its really tiresome to see these ¨good guys¨ talking about any political stuff in tv while also being kinda funny and hip and cool....its just...please enough of this shit.
User avatar
Bammer
mXn
Posts: 22815
Joined: Thu January 24, 2013 4:32 am
Location: Surrounded by Wokes. Please send help.

Re: The Home Improvement Thread

Post by Bammer »

Mickey wrote:I always assumed this thread was about the show.
Nope, it's about bidets. Try to keep up.
(she/him/theirs)
User avatar
Chris_H_2
10Club Complaint Department
Posts: 15599
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 9:55 pm
Location: An office full of assholes

Re: The Home Improvement Thread

Post by Chris_H_2 »

Mickey wrote:I always assumed this thread was about the show.
nearly 1400 posts discussing the zany life of Tim the Toolman Taylor
User avatar
tragabigzanda
Production Police
Posts: 51690
Joined: Tue September 24, 2013 5:56 pm

Re: The Home Improvement Thread

Post by tragabigzanda »

Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
Last edited by tragabigzanda on Sat January 10, 2026 11:23 pm, edited 1 time in total.
User avatar
Chris_H_2
10Club Complaint Department
Posts: 15599
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 9:55 pm
Location: An office full of assholes

Re: The Home Improvement Thread

Post by Chris_H_2 »

as is the random picture thread
User avatar
tragabigzanda
Production Police
Posts: 51690
Joined: Tue September 24, 2013 5:56 pm

Re: The Home Improvement Thread

Post by tragabigzanda »

Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
Last edited by tragabigzanda on Sat January 10, 2026 11:23 pm, edited 1 time in total.
User avatar
Mickey
Mind Your Tanners
Posts: 9715
Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 6:02 am
Location: Tristes Tropiques

Re: The Home Improvement Thread

Post by Mickey »

Chris_H_2 wrote:
Mickey wrote:I always assumed this thread was about the show.
nearly 1400 posts discussing the zany life of Tim the Toolman Taylor
There are over 3000 posts in a thread called "Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice," so.
VinylGuy wrote:its really tiresome to see these ¨good guys¨ talking about any political stuff in tv while also being kinda funny and hip and cool....its just...please enough of this shit.
User avatar
wease
Major Dude
Posts: 40669
Joined: Sat January 05, 2013 1:57 pm
Location: Where everybody knows your name

Re: The Home Improvement Thread

Post by wease »

Chris_H_2 wrote:
Mickey wrote:I always assumed this thread was about the show.
nearly 1400 posts discussing the zany life of Tim the Toolman Taylor
Don’t forget Al
Let me tell you, Homer Simpson is cock of nothing!
- C. Montgomery Burns
Post Reply