B wrote:A company with billions of dollars figured out that it's doing just fine while it's employees telework ... surely the virus will kill us all!
Just another lilly white who doesn't understand that WFH still obliterates the total number of people in the workforce as a whole. We need Karen answering the phones, we need Jim selling hot dogs, we need bodegas.
Just because you can sort condoms from home doesn't mean everything is cool, B
E.H. Ruddock wrote:verb on some weird tirades and borderline attacks lately. What's up, dude?
Plus he completely ignored the "window replacement" business booming in many of our cities. Think about it. You install windows during the day, you break windows in riots during the night. It's planned obsolescence optimized to a 24hr cycle.
Pitch this to Bezos and get rich: Tie the Ring "glass break" sensors to the Alexa skill that operates the Dash buttons and get real time ordering of new windows for your municipal building. They can alpha test in Seattle this weekend.
"The fatal flaw of all revolutionaries is that they know how to tear things down but don't have a f**king clue about how to build anything."
[quote="verb_to_trust"]I've been in the office since June 1 and don't mind one bit. I don't care if I get manbearpigvirus either.[/quote]
This explains everything! dont you see!
tragabigzanda wrote:WFH has its pros and cons. I’ll be lucky if I get two productive hours today. But on the plus side, I’m currently watching Ellie Kemper teach Cookie Monster how to Make zucchini nachos so
verb_to_trust wrote:To be clear, I take all precautions and even follow the arrows at the grocery stores, I just don't give a fuck if I get this virus.
Still though, fella. I have friends who have gotten it. They did not enjoy it one bit. The whole being on their death bed for a few days. With having a stroke, you think you really want to get this bitch of a virus?
tragabigzanda wrote:WFH has its pros and cons. I’ll be lucky if I get two productive hours today. But on the plus side, I’m currently watching Ellie Kemper teach Cookie Monster how to Make zucchini nachos so
verb_to_trust wrote:Just pay people to stay home with their kids and mandate they watch Daniel Tiger. That's how we beat this.
This is the truth.
What tv show do you propose the lockdown parents teach their kids with, if not Daniel Tigers Neighborhood?
Frasier
Some of the cultural references in Frasier are too advanced I'm afraid for your average anti vax karen.
My only point here was in relation to paying people to stay at home. That is a genuine possible response to the current situation that has worked to control the pandemic in other countries.
You should pay us Higgs. All 330 million of us. For however long it takes. Do you use venmo or PayPal?
Well, I guess someone should be paying. I mean your own government can't get its shit together at the moment to sort out continuing to pay unemployment benefits.
it's part of standard negotiation to wait until the last possible moment to strike a deal
but if AUS citizens or govt have advice on how to be so successful feel free to send a recommendation letter
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:The number of people I know trying to share that fake cure video on Facebook is worrisome
Tens of millions of Americans watching and sharing a video about pandemic cures by a person who claims endometriosis is caused by sex with demons in your dreams is pretty much all you need to know about whether or not we will survive a drastically changing climate.
