Famous Crushes Through The Years

daft twat · Post by **daft twat** » Sat January 26, 2013 5:01 am

I was born in 1977. I'd love to say my first crush was Carrie Fischer in Jedi, but I was way more into Luke Skywalker at 6.

1) My first famous crush was Elisabeth Shue. Karate Kid. Adventures in Babysitting. I maintain that she is the hottest woman to ever walk the Earth. When I hear the phrase "girl next door," she springs to mind.
2) My second famous crush was Tiffani-Amber Thiessen aka Kelly Kapowski. She represents the longest torch carrying period of my life. Junior high, high school, and probably part of college. She didn't even have tits when I loved her. She was so perfect, I used to get pissed when Zach dated other characters. It was just like, "For real? Stacy Carosi? Get the fuck out!"
3) My third was Kate Winslet in Eternal Sunshine. I think the only thing I've seen her in since is the episode of Extras she was in. I sort of don't want to see her in any other role. My wife saw The Reader and told me Kate has huge areolas. I'm not sure if that would affect her ranking one way or the other, but I'm happy to live without visual confirmation.

That's it, actually. This is not to say I haven't lusted after Phoebe Cates, Halle Berry, Nicole Kidman, Jessica Rabbit, or even the second chick to play April O'Neil in the 90s Ninja Turtles movies. I have. These are just the greatest hits. They're my PJ, Soundgarden, and STP. Or you know, your Tom Waits, Tom Waits, and Tom Waits.

Okay, pervs. Share.

doug rr · Post by **doug rr** » Sat January 26, 2013 5:11 am

interesting thread...I'm older than most here so here goes

Marsha Brady
Nicolette Sheridan from the Knots Landing days
Linda Fiorentino

dkfan9 · Post by **dkfan9** » Sat January 26, 2013 5:14 am

charisma carpenter on angel, this past summer.

knee tunes · Post by **knee tunes** » Sat January 26, 2013 7:17 am

Mickey Dolenz
Bo Duke
Mike Schmidt

Matthew McConaughey
Jack Black
Dane Cook
Eddie Vedder

nyquillyn · Post by **nyquillyn** » Sat January 26, 2013 12:17 pm

EJ · Post by EJ » Sat January 26, 2013 12:45 pm

these were the big ones from my youth:

Marsha Brady - The Brady Bunch
Allyssa Milano - Who's The Boss?
Nicole Eggert - Charles in Charge
Winnie Cooper - The Wonder Years
Susanna Hoffs - The Bangles

Post by **Jorge** » Sat January 26, 2013 1:08 pm

EJ wrote:Susanna Hoffs

This lady is in her mid 50s and is still stupid attractive.

bada · Post by **bada** » Sat January 26, 2013 2:32 pm

The guy from Journey had a solo album in the 80s and had a hit called Oh Sherri about his real life girlfriend named.....well.....Sherri. He put her in the video and I was in love. Her and Olivia Newton John and the chick in Buck Rodgers who was then in Silver Spoons though she didn't look as good in Silver Spoons. I guess my thing for chicks in outfits started with Buck Rodgers. Weirdo.

Post by **Mecca** » Sat January 26, 2013 5:13 pm

I have had a pretty big celeb crush on Anna Kendrick since Scott Pilgrim

When I was younger, Nikki Cox on Unhappily Ever After.

Orpheus · Post by **Orpheus** » Sat January 26, 2013 5:57 pm

Mecca wrote:I have had a pretty big celeb crush on Anna Kendrick since Scott Pilgrim

When I was younger, Nikki Cox on Unhappily Ever After.

Pretty much every girl from Scott Pilgrim would be marriage material for me, that's a sexy sexy cast.

Post by **Mecca** » Sat January 26, 2013 6:25 pm

Orpheus wrote:
Mecca wrote:I have had a pretty big celeb crush on Anna Kendrick since Scott Pilgrim

When I was younger, Nikki Cox on Unhappily Ever After.
Pretty much every girl from Scott Pilgrim would be marriage material for me, that's a sexy sexy cast.

I could see you marrying Aubrey Plaza

Sat January 26, 2013 6:46 pm

Orpheus wrote:
Mecca wrote:I have had a pretty big celeb crush on Anna Kendrick since Scott Pilgrim

When I was younger, Nikki Cox on Unhappily Ever After.
Pretty much every girl from Scott Pilgrim would be marriage material for me, that's a sexy sexy cast.

Mary elizabeth winstead would be my favorite from that cast, and as nice as she is, she is always better in Scott pilgrim with the pink,blue or green hair, not sure why.

I kinda got into Anna kendrick more from 50/50

Orpheus · Post by **Orpheus** » Sat January 26, 2013 7:15 pm

M-EW is definitely the best, the one that's been growing on me recently is Brie Larson. She is certainly not unattractive.

Post by **Mecca** » Sat January 26, 2013 7:32 pm

Orpheus wrote:M-EW is definitely the best, the one that's been growing on me recently is Brie Larson. She is certainly not unattractive.

oh yeah?

Norah · Post by **Norah** » Sat January 26, 2013 8:20 pm

Laura Burhenn

Birds in Hell · Post by **Birds in Hell** » Sat January 26, 2013 8:38 pm

Wait, what's wrong with huge areolas?

Post by **Mecca** » Sat January 26, 2013 8:48 pm

Birds in Hell wrote:Wait, what's wrong with huge areolas?

Yeah, its not like they cover her entire boob.

spike · Post by **spike** » Sat January 26, 2013 9:21 pm

EJ wrote:these were the big ones from my youth:

Marsha Brady - The Brady Bunch
Allyssa Milano - Who's The Boss?
Nicole Eggert - Charles in Charge
Winnie Cooper - The Wonder Years
Susanna Hoffs - The Bangles

this is a solid lineup.

spike · Post by **spike** » Sat January 26, 2013 9:23 pm

EJ wrote:Nicole Eggert

Blown Away wrote:"Nice duck."

@SkitchP · Post by **@SkitchP** » Sat January 26, 2013 9:28 pm

spike wrote:
EJ wrote:Nicole Eggert

Blown Away wrote:"Nice duck."

I fuckin' hate Tommy Lee Jones.

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