Election 2020

[Jorge]

Kamala's hashtag is apparently "Mamala" which in Spanish means "suck on it"

[wease]

Kamala's hashtag is apparently "Mamala" which in Spanish means "suck on it"

That’s SO hot.

[VinylGuy]

Kamala's hashtag is apparently "Mamala" which in Spanish means "suck on it"

she is really going for that hispanic vote uh

[Bi_3]

Kamala's hashtag is apparently "Mamala" which in Spanish means "suck on it"

That’s SO hot.

Did you ever decide on what to do about that whistleblower situation?

[wease]

Kamala's hashtag is apparently "Mamala" which in Spanish means "suck on it"

That’s SO hot.

Did you ever decide on what to do about that whistleblower situation?

No. I guess since I haven’t done anything yet, I’m leaning towards not doing anything. I actually started thinking about what would happen if I did do it. Would people get fired? Would the hospital close? I actually have friends and acquaintances that work there. I don’t want to be responsible for them potentially losing their jobs. I don’t know. It’s very complicated. Or seems that way.

[B]

% of time Elizabeth Warren talked about:

Donald Trump: 1%

Joe Biden: 2%

Elizabeth Warren: 94%

Aunt Bee: 3%

I liked the kids' letters spelling out BLM in the background. Subtle like a brick to the head.

[Bi_3]

% of time Elizabeth Warren talked about:

Donald Trump: 1%

Joe Biden: 2%

Elizabeth Warren: 94%

Aunt Bee: 3%

I liked the kids' letters spelling out BLM in the background. Subtle like a brick to the head.

Biden Loves Mamala?

[B]

[wease]

Chachi is MAGA?

[Bi_3]

Sadly, this is not fake.

[epilogue]

Chachi is MAGA?

BIG time

[Mickey]

It's 2/3 fake--hat kid and gun couple are confirmed--but it wouldn't be too surprising if that fake-to-real ratio went down. Conventions are for the hoopleheads (see: the BLM children's blocks tailor-made for MSNBC dummies). The RNC is just a more successful version of this, and its protagonists have, for at least a decade now, been the avatars of the (primarily white) grievance culture war. Scott Baio feels dated--really an Obama-era grievance grifter--but would you be surprised by Aubrey Huff?

[epilogue]

I don't know who Aubrey Huff is.

[Mickey]

I don't know who Aubrey Huff is.

He's the baseball player who now does stick figure drawings of Muslim women thanking him for liberating them from the burka.

[epilogue]

I don't know who Aubrey Huff is.

He's the baseball player who now does stick figure drawings of Muslim women thanking him for liberating them from the burka.

Sounds like he'll fit right in.

[Mickey]

I don't know who Aubrey Huff is.

He's the baseball player who now does stick figure drawings of Muslim women thanking him for liberating them from the burka.

Sounds like he'll fit right in.

Exactly.

[McParadigm]

The RNC doesn’t even seem to know much about their convention yet. How much time is left? Four days?

[Simple Torture]

The RNC doesn’t even seem to know much about their convention yet. How much time is left? Four days?

They're still scrambling to find an appetizer to upstage calamari; so far the choices are between C.W. Swappigan's mozzarella sticks and some wings from the dumpster behind a Hooters that was closed in 1995.

[B]

The RNC doesn’t even seem to know much about their convention yet. How much time is left? Four days?

They're still scrambling to find an appetizer to upstage calamari; so far the choices are between C.W. Swappigan's mozzarella sticks and some wings from the dumpster behind a Hooters that was closed in 1995.

NPR reported yesterday that no other state or territory has designated a State Appetizer. They're fucked!

[Citizen Dick]

I hear Clint Eastwood's chair is available.