Lightning Bolt: the official album thread
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15
Fuck this thing needs to leak, like now.
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15
From a distance Bette, you still look scary as hell to me...evenslow wrote:I was hoping for something akin to...
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15
She looks like the type of woman who could punch her weight.bluestate wrote:From a distance Bette, you still look scary as hell to me...evenslow wrote:I was hoping for something akin to...
stip wrote:I wanted to punch you in your god's dice loving balls for not loving lightning bolt.
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15
Can someone morph her face into Ed Lion for an avatar?Juvenal wrote:She looks like the type of woman who could punch her weight.bluestate wrote:From a distance Bette, you still look scary as hell to me...evenslow wrote:I was hoping for something akin to...
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For the record stip, I'm really looking forward to your review of sirensstip wrote:hey, how come none of you assholes came to my defense!harmless wrote:I'm positive that a lot of this band's commercial downfall is attributable to shoddy journalism. Everyone writes terribly about Pearl Jam except for Jorge Farah.Lounge Lizard wrote:it says My Father's Son is a punk song? That's new/wilkins wrote:http://www.clashmusic.com/features/album-preview-pearl-jams-lightning-bolt
Especially considering that I'm still undecided about whether I'm going to listen to it.
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that's nice and all, but any future compliment will be forever tainted because I had to ask for it.
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stip wrote:I wanted to punch you in your god's dice loving balls for not loving lightning bolt.
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15
I heard her nickname with the groupies is Sex on Cellulite Legs.harmless wrote:Can someone morph her face into Ed Lion for an avatar?Juvenal wrote:She looks like the type of woman who could punch her weight.bluestate wrote:From a distance Bette, you still look scary as hell to me...evenslow wrote:I was hoping for something akin to...
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I bet she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15
say what you want about Bette Midler but
A: she sang a duet with tom waits
B: she had a good guest spot on the simpsons
C: the rose is a really pretty song
A: she sang a duet with tom waits
B: she had a good guest spot on the simpsons
C: the rose is a really pretty song
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15
That post might be the first thing I've ever said about Bette Midler.stip wrote:say what you want about Bette Midler but
A: she sang a duet with tom waits
B: she had a good guest spot on the simpsons
C: the rose is a really pretty song
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Oh I like her. I just imagine she's a filthy mare betwixt the sheets!
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15
betwixtJuvenal wrote:Oh I like her. I just imagine she's a filthy mare betwixt the sheets!
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15
The only other English word to use an 'x' since 1733 is "Xylophone."Noaheb wrote:betwixtJuvenal wrote:Oh I like her. I just imagine she's a filthy mare betwixt the sheets!
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15
Noaheb wrote:betwixtJuvenal wrote:Oh I like her. I just imagine she's a filthy mare betwixt the sheets!
That reminds me of this hilarious skit with Cheri Oteri on SNL.
http://www.noob.us/humor/saturday-night ... fice-slut/
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15
Guys, let's be honest: given the album's context so far, 'Future Days' is far more likely to be about Ed's kid than his wife.
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There's nowt wrong with betwixt, you fucks!
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15
I had that Interpretation from the start.harmless wrote:Guys, let's be honest: given the album's context so far, 'Future Days' is far more likely to be about Ed's kid than his wife.
There's the dog. You can't fake that stuff. Confess with your mouth.
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I remember now that we were talking about it at one point, but for some reason the theory was lost in hundreds of worn-out pages, and stages when we knew not who to be.Thejambi wrote:I had that Interpretation from the start.harmless wrote:Guys, let's be honest: given the album's context so far, 'Future Days' is far more likely to be about Ed's kid than his wife.
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