The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump

[Simple Torture]

“Citing anonymous sources” is the absolute kindest way a person could describe this gibberish.

Person, man, woman, camera, TV.

[McParadigm]

President Facebook J Chainletter.

[Simple Torture]

A new low:

On board Air Force One, President Trump continued to offer details about a variety of stories that have been passed to him from a still unnamed source. "If they flash their lights at you, don't flash your lights back at them," Mr. Trump advised. "It's a gang initiation, this is how they pick out whom to kill. If you flash your lights, they are going to kill you. This has happened in 26 states. This was a warning someone heard from their cousin who is a police officer. This is someone you all know. Don't flash your lights." Mr. Trump was ushered into a meeting away from the press pool just as he began to detail his newest economic stimulus measures, which included a few rounds of "I'll put in $20 and then you put in $20 and I'll sell it to you for $30 and we both make $10."

[Strat]

Actually that is hilarious. Its a tale as old as time!

Man, he lives off Facebook Memes.

[McParadigm]

Try not to laugh challenge

[Simple Torture]

Try not to laugh challenge

My wife and I didn't laugh until the "It's worse than a brick, it has force!" part.

There's also this:

[Simple Torture]

[Bi_3]

Broken windows = job creation.


checkmate libtard.

[Strat]

I’ve never seen someone so confidently dumb before. It’s just mind blowing. The shit that comes out of his mouth is just SO DUMB. and he’s so goddamn smug about it.

Amazing

[doug rr]

top page can't come fast enough...

[Strat]

He knows a lot about wind and soup.

[elliseamos]

top page can't come fast enough...

Mmhmm, it's not just a river in Egypt, Doug.

[elliseamos]

We have to get these Monday-thru-Friday Antifa off of these Monday-thru-Friday planes!!!

[96583UP]

America: I wonder why he had to be rushed to Walter Reed

Trump: Well it wasn’t mini-strokes if that’s what you’re asking!

America: ...

Trump: And definitely not a series of them.

America: ....

Trump: My mini-strokes I mean.

America: (sigh) Got it. Tha-

Trump: Person woman man camera tv

AL

[dimejinky99]

He appears to have some sort of heel that pops out on his right shoe. It’s there in photos where he’s walking and isn’t there when he’s both feet on the ground.
Stroke patient footwear

[dimejinky99]

I’ve never seen someone so confidently dumb before. It’s just mind blowing. The shit that comes out of his mouth is just SO DUMB. and he’s so goddamn smug about it.

Amazing

Dunning Krueger effect.

[dimejinky99]

#Strokeahontas is trending

[McParadigm]

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump suggested that people in North Carolina should vote twice in the November election, once by mail and once in-person, escalating his attempts to cast confusion and doubt on the validity of the results.

"So let them send it in and let them go vote, and if their system's as good as they say it is, then obviously they won't be able to vote. If it isn't tabulated, they'll be able to vote,” Trump said when asked whether he has confidence in the mail-in system in the battleground state.

"If it's as good as they say it is then obviously they won't be able to vote. If it isn't tabulated, they'll be able to vote. So that's the way it is. And that's what they should do," he said.

It is illegal to vote more than once in an election.

Trump has made countless false statements about the security of voting by mail ahead of the 2020 election, as much of the country braces for an increase of voters to opt for mail-in ballots amid the ongoing coronavirus pandemic.

[doug rr]

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump suggested that people in North Carolina should vote twice in the November election, once by mail and once in-person, escalating his attempts to cast confusion and doubt on the validity of the results.

"So let them send it in and let them go vote, and if their system's as good as they say it is, then obviously they won't be able to vote. If it isn't tabulated, they'll be able to vote,” Trump said when asked whether he has confidence in the mail-in system in the battleground state.

"If it's as good as they say it is then obviously they won't be able to vote. If it isn't tabulated, they'll be able to vote. So that's the way it is. And that's what they should do," he said.

It is illegal to vote more than once in an election.

Trump has made countless false statements about the security of voting by mail ahead of the 2020 election, as much of the country braces for an increase of voters to opt for mail-in ballots amid the ongoing coronavirus pandemic.

[Simple Torture]

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump suggested that people in North Carolina should vote twice in the November election, once by mail and once in-person, escalating his attempts to cast confusion and doubt on the validity of the results.

"So let them send it in and let them go vote, and if their system's as good as they say it is, then obviously they won't be able to vote. If it isn't tabulated, they'll be able to vote,” Trump said when asked whether he has confidence in the mail-in system in the battleground state.

"If it's as good as they say it is then obviously they won't be able to vote. If it isn't tabulated, they'll be able to vote. So that's the way it is. And that's what they should do," he said.

It is illegal to vote more than once in an election.

Trump has made countless false statements about the security of voting by mail ahead of the 2020 election, as much of the country braces for an increase of voters to opt for mail-in ballots amid the ongoing coronavirus pandemic.

This is fake like my post yesterday about the headlights, right? Good one!