Election 2020

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Donald Trump (R)
59
44%
Joe Biden (D)
55
41%
Jacob Hornberger (L)
1
1%
Howie Hawkins (G)
1
1%
Other
1
1%
COVID-19
16
12%
 
Total votes: 133

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How lucky is Biden? He literally just has to stay home and let trump beat himself.
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Orpheus wrote:Burt tried to use TDS like it's an actual thing. :lol: Bless your little heart.
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The worst part is knowing that the day after the election, everyone is going to act like they just stormed the beaches of Normandy and defeated Hitler II. And they'll go to the grave thinking it. I don't know how I'm going to bear it.

This is all just a story.
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Cool story bro.
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Orpheus wrote:Cool, story bro.
no its not
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Peeps wrote:
Orpheus wrote:Cool, story bro.
no its not
The coolness of the story is irrelevant!
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this is a thread about the U.S. Presidential election. see the OP and the poll above

all non-US election talk can go create its own thread elsewhere

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In my first 100 days, I will raise toilet water levels!
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Take it to the Oceana Elections thread
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BurtReynolds wrote:
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LetMeSleep wrote:Jacinda or Judith. From the outside Jacinda seems a shoe in. She's dealt with the pandemic and the country's worst massacre with aplomb. Yet media reports that it's not a clear cut victory for her even with high approval ratings.

How so, guys?
Neither. I'm voting third party. Jacinda will definitely still be PM after the election. Unless you've completely screwed the handling of this pandemic it's pretty much your ticket to another term
A vote for a third party is a vote for Jacinda and/or Judith. Whichever is the bad one.
Wouldn't really say either of them are bad per se, but Crusher Collins seems to be somewhat out of touch
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Rangi Guy wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:
Rangi Guy wrote:
LetMeSleep wrote:Jacinda or Judith. From the outside Jacinda seems a shoe in. She's dealt with the pandemic and the country's worst massacre with aplomb. Yet media reports that it's not a clear cut victory for her even with high approval ratings.

How so, guys?
Neither. I'm voting third party. Jacinda will definitely still be PM after the election. Unless you've completely screwed the handling of this pandemic it's pretty much your ticket to another term
A vote for a third party is a vote for Jacinda and/or Judith. Whichever is the bad one.
Wouldn't really say either of them are bad per se, but Crusher Collins seems to be somewhat out of touch
Oh - and Jacinda's up for the Nobel again this year, and is apparently one of the favourites.....what ever it all means. At this rate I could honestly see her doing three terms like our previous PM
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Grover is the fucking truth, man. I near on lost my shit when Elmo appeared on the scene and took all Grover's glory (and his voice!).
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Higgs wrote:Grover is the fucking truth, man. I near on lost my shit when Elmo appeared on the scene and took all Grover's glory (and his voice!).
yeah that was a dark time.
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BurtReynolds wrote:
Higgs wrote:Grover is the fucking truth, man. I near on lost my shit when Elmo appeared on the scene and took all Grover's glory (and his voice!).
yeah that was a dark time.
Elmo was a bit after my time, but yes.
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Higgs wrote:Grover is the fucking truth, man. I near on lost my shit when Elmo appeared on the scene and took all Grover's glory (and his voice!).
Grover was my favorite. I remember having a Super Grover stuffed animal. Don’t sleep on Super Grover.
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dad wrote:
Higgs wrote:Grover is the fucking truth, man. I near on lost my shit when Elmo appeared on the scene and took all Grover's glory (and his voice!).
Grover was my favorite. I remember having a Super Grover stuffed animal. Don’t sleep on Super Grover.
I thought it was the coolest fucking thing in the world the first time I saw The Empire Strikes Back and heard Yoda talk with Grover’s voice.
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