The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump

[Jorge]

Ha ha! Fucking dick! I hope he gets a Columbian doctor with a thick accent.

What the hell

[elliseamos]

Ha ha! Fucking dick! I hope he gets a Columbian doctor with a thick accent.

What the hell

Bc Miller put people in concentration camps bc they have accents and non white skin.

[96583UP]

Burt that might get you elected to congress in the FL panhandle but is powerless in this thread

[Citizen Dick]

He's acting like a video game boss that you've just about beat.

This deserved better than bottom page. Bravo.

[Jorge]

Ha ha! Fucking dick! I hope he gets a Columbian doctor with a thick accent.

What the hell

Bc Miller put people in concentration camps bc they have accents and non white skin.

WE ARE COLOMBIANS NOT COLUMBIANS

[elliseamos]

Ha ha! Fucking dick! I hope he gets a Columbian doctor with a thick accent.

What the hell

Bc Miller put people in concentration camps bc they have accents and non white skin.

WE ARE COLOMBIANS NOT COLUMBIANS

Aha. Thanks, Platypus.

[spike]

RMericans

[BurtReynolds]

Burt that might get you elected to congress in the FL panhandle but is powerless in this thread

"It is the 2nd Millennium. For more than a day the Emperor of Mankind has sat immobile in the Golden Penthouse of America. He is the master of mankind by the will of Real Americans and master of a million cities by the might of His inexhaustible armies of hat-wearing flyover state yokels. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Twitter. He is the Carrion Lord of the vast Imperium of The U.S. for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day to COVID so that He may never truly die.

Yet even in His deathless state, the Emperor continues His eternal vigilance. Mighty battlefleets of F-150s cross the daemon-infested miasma of democrat controlled cities, their way lit by Q, the psychic manifestation of the Emperor's will. Vast armies of radicalized incels give battle in His name on uncounted Discord chats. Greatest amongst His soldiers are the Proud Boys, bio-engineered super-warriors. Their comrades in arms are legion: QAnon and countless Facebook boomers, the ever-vigilant FOXnews and the MAGA-priests of Liberty University to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat to humanity from illegal aliens, SJWs, libtards-- and far, far worse.

To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions of soyboys. It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody Deep State regime imaginable. These are the tales of these times. Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be relearned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark present there is only war. There is no peace amongst the states, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting 4Channers."

[McParadigm]

Great now I’m horny for godspeed you black emperor

[McParadigm]

So far tonight the president has:

Announced that he would be releasing materials detailing the scandalous backdrop to the Russia investigation.

Admitted he’d already done that months ago so nevermind.

Ended stimulus negotiations.

Agreed with a tweet saying that congress should pass more stimulus money.

Demanded that payroll supports stimulus funding be passed by Congress and wondered why they hadn’t already been working on that.

Mocked Nancy Pelosi for being too careless about catching Covid.

[96583UP]

roid rage

[96583UP]

Burt that might get you elected to congress in the FL panhandle but is powerless in this thread

"It is the 2nd Millennium. For more than a day the Emperor of Mankind has sat immobile in the Golden Penthouse of America. He is the master of mankind by the will of Real Americans and master of a million cities by the might of His inexhaustible armies of hat-wearing flyover state yokels. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Twitter. He is the Carrion Lord of the vast Imperium of The U.S. for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day to COVID so that He may never truly die.

Yet even in His deathless state, the Emperor continues His eternal vigilance. Mighty battlefleets of F-150s cross the daemon-infested miasma of democrat controlled cities, their way lit by Q, the psychic manifestation of the Emperor's will. Vast armies of radicalized incels give battle in His name on uncounted Discord chats. Greatest amongst His soldiers are the Proud Boys, bio-engineered super-warriors. Their comrades in arms are legion: QAnon and countless Facebook boomers, the ever-vigilant FOXnews and the MAGA-priests of Liberty University to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat to humanity from illegal aliens, SJWs, libtards-- and far, far worse.

To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions of soyboys. It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody Deep State regime imaginable. These are the tales of these times. Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be relearned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark present there is only war. There is no peace amongst the states, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting 4Channers."

Fast forward to the last chapter:

the evil emperor croaks, liz cheney gets elected, and the proud boys get sent overseas to restore high oil prices

[McParadigm]

lol I dunno

So far tonight the president has:

Announced that he would be releasing materials detailing the scandalous backdrop to the Russia investigation.

Admitted he’d already done that months ago so nevermind.

Ended stimulus negotiations.

Agreed with a tweet saying that congress should pass more stimulus money.

Demanded that payroll supports stimulus funding be passed by Congress and wondered why they hadn’t already been working on that.

Mocked Nancy Pelosi for being too careless about catching Covid.

[96583UP]

[simple schoolboy]

Can his inaguration song be Carolus Rex?

[Simple Torture]

[quote="McParadigm"]lol I dunno
[quote="McParadigm"]So far tonight the president has:

Announced that he would be releasing materials detailing the scandalous backdrop to the Russia investigation.

Admitted he’d already done that months ago so nevermind.

Ended stimulus negotiations.

Agreed with a tweet saying that congress should pass more stimulus money.

Demanded that payroll supports stimulus funding be passed by Congress and wondered why they hadn’t already been working on that.

Mocked Nancy Pelosi for being too careless about catching Covid.[/quote]
[tweet]https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1313664886648582144[/tweet][/quote]
His next tweet is going to end with, "What's the frequency, Kenneth?!?"

[BurtReynolds]

The stimulus negotiation tweet definitely sounds like one of those tweets he sends, then immediately forgets he sent.

[elliseamos]

"I've made a lot of deals," Trump told reporters last month [2018]. "I know deals, I think, better than anybody knows deals."

[wease]

"I've made a lot of deals," Trump told reporters last month [2018]. "I know deals, I think, better than anybody knows deals."

Howie Mandel may disagree with him on that.

[B]

Ha ha! Fucking dick! I hope he gets a Columbian doctor with a thick accent.

What the hell

Bc Miller put people in concentration camps bc they have accents and non white skin.

WE ARE COLOMBIANS NOT COLUMBIANS

Aha. Thanks, Platypus.

Speak American, dicks!