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lenny,

do shuttle runs uphill for a couple months

and eat meat
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verb_to_trust wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:How much do you weigh?
haven't checked in a few weeks, but probably 144
Have you mentioned your inability to run a mile despite not being fat and running three times a week to a doctor?
i had a physical done in early july and told the doctor about it...he ordered an ecg and it came back perfectly fine, as did my blood work...i haven't been back though
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aren't you on a bunch of medication?

maybe it's your pillz
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96583UP wrote:lenny,

do shuttle runs uphill for a couple months

and eat meat
oh god no hills kill me

i think i've not eaten meat maybe two days total this year
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96583UP wrote:aren't you on a bunch of medication?

maybe it's your pillz
hmm, i dunno...i'll look into that as i am on three ssri's and now acid reflux medication
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hills build your muscles

meat gives you boner

now go
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96583UP wrote:hills build your muscles

meat gives you boner

now go
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go, damn you
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please don't swear at me
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run
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i'm in bed
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run in bed
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96583UP wrote:run in bed
more likely to have the runs in bed
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i thought for a second today i had hershey squirted but it was a false alarm
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96583UP wrote:i thought for a second today i had hershey squirted but it was a false alarm
that's the only thing more scary than talking to woman
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verb_to_trust wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:How much do you weigh?
haven't checked in a few weeks, but probably 144
Have you mentioned your inability to run a mile despite not being fat and running three times a week to a doctor?
I truly hope this is a shtick post

please don't fuel lenny's hypochondria
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Dev wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:How much do you weigh?
haven't checked in a few weeks, but probably 144
Have you mentioned your inability to run a mile despite not being fat and running three times a week to a doctor?
I truly hope this is a shtick post

please don't fuel lenny's hypochondria
If I was 144 lbs I would be an incredible runner within a year. I'm just confused, that's all.
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verb_to_trust wrote:
Dev wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:How much do you weigh?
haven't checked in a few weeks, but probably 144
Have you mentioned your inability to run a mile despite not being fat and running three times a week to a doctor?
I truly hope this is a shtick post

please don't fuel lenny's hypochondria
If I was 144 lbs I would be an incredible runner within a year. I'm just confused, that's all.
Maybe Lenny has lung disease? He did say "winded" right?
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:even in general exercise i just lose my breath so easily if i try to go hard...and jogging my legs start to feel like jello pretty quickly, and i even have thigh muscles now that i never have before
Maybe you have pulmonary fibrosis or some shit
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verb_to_trust wrote:
Dev wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:How much do you weigh?
haven't checked in a few weeks, but probably 144
Have you mentioned your inability to run a mile despite not being fat and running three times a week to a doctor?
I truly hope this is a shtick post

please don't fuel lenny's hypochondria
If I was 144 lbs I would be an incredible runner within a year. I'm just confused, that's all.
I'm confused why you can't run as far as me.
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