Pearl Jam was supposed to call me today & I missed it

[knee tunes]

Pearl Jam was supposed to call me today . I missed a text and was sad but then heard that I still might hear from them this week or next.

This is per Harry from PJ Votes. I made a pledge to Pearl Jam that I would recruit 3 people to vote, that I would vote by mail, and that I would do it NOW. (THEN)

So Harry called me yesterday with a little survey and said that PJ would be calling me today. So I took the phone with me everywhere today but missed this text : "Hi Knee Tunes, Harry here with PJ Votes. The PJ votes team is going to have some special guests making calls here in a few minutes from a 206 number. Will you be near your phone? '"

I don't look at every MF text notification JC!

F

P.S. he also said that such phone calls would be aired on PJ Sirius station. I can't make this S up

[Jorge]

Well I hope you've learned your lesson!

[Bammer]

You dodged a bullet.

Don’t meet your heroes.

[knee tunes]

Well I hope you've learned your lesson!

I took a nap from 5:27 to 5:55. The text came at 5:58. But I had already hit the 9-minute snooze whatever

[knee tunes]

You dodged a bullet.

Don’t meet your heroes.

I said to Harry "so, Eddie Vedder is going to call me tomorrow?" And he said "uh , someone from Pearl Jam".

'Boom", I thought to myself.

[WtOB?]

this is what you get for having bad phone etiquette.

[knee tunes]

I can't be F answering texts all F day F long

[Bammer]

You dodged a bullet.

Don’t meet your heroes.

I said to Harry "so, Eddie Vedder is going to call me tomorrow?" And he said "uh , someone from Pearl Jam".

'Boom", I thought to myself.

It would have been the two lamest PJers for sure

[knee tunes]

My oldest kid wanted me to let him know when PJ was calling and wouldn't ya know Chase Manhattan Bank recording with a lower rate called twice today (aka unknown number) so my heart jumps out of my chase I mean chest while I hollered upstairs "PEARL JAM'S CALLING"

[knee tunes]

You dodged a bullet.

Don’t meet your heroes.

I said to Harry "so, Eddie Vedder is going to call me tomorrow?" And he said "uh , someone from Pearl Jam".

'Boom", I thought to myself.

It would have been the two lamest PJers for sure

I was prepared if it was McCready

[Bammer]

You dodged a bullet.

Don’t meet your heroes.

I said to Harry "so, Eddie Vedder is going to call me tomorrow?" And he said "uh , someone from Pearl Jam".

'Boom", I thought to myself.

It would have been the two lamest PJers for sure

I was prepared if it was McCready

He has long been my favorite but damn he has been climbing (descending?) the Lame Ladder this year. May have to switch over to Jeff, officially, but the problem is I don’t know the accurate pronunciation of Ament.

[knee tunes]

You dodged a bullet.

Don’t meet your heroes.

I said to Harry "so, Eddie Vedder is going to call me tomorrow?" And he said "uh , someone from Pearl Jam".

'Boom", I thought to myself.

It would have been the two lamest PJers for sure

I was prepared if it was McCready

He has long been my favorite but damn he has been climbing (descending?) the Lame Ladder this year. May have to switch over to Jeff, officially, but the problem is I don’t know the accurate pronunciation of Ament.

I was already thinking to call him Jeff Cement if it was he who called.

I was also going to mention that Red Mosquito is way better than the shit outfit they're running over there, no matter who it was that called

[Bammer]

You dodged a bullet.

Don’t meet your heroes.

I said to Harry "so, Eddie Vedder is going to call me tomorrow?" And he said "uh , someone from Pearl Jam".

'Boom", I thought to myself.

It would have been the two lamest PJers for sure

I was prepared if it was McCready

He has long been my favorite but damn he has been climbing (descending?) the Lame Ladder this year. May have to switch over to Jeff, officially, but the problem is I don’t know the accurate pronunciation of Ament.

I was already thinking to call him Jeff Cement if it was he who called.

I was also going to mention that Red Mosquito is way better than the shit outfit they're running over there, no matter who it was that called

Actually that’s an interesting point. I wonder how any given guy in the band would react if you brought up RM. would they act like they never heard of it?

[knee tunes]

You dodged a bullet.

Don’t meet your heroes.

I said to Harry "so, Eddie Vedder is going to call me tomorrow?" And he said "uh , someone from Pearl Jam".

'Boom", I thought to myself.

It would have been the two lamest PJers for sure

I was prepared if it was McCready

He has long been my favorite but damn he has been climbing (descending?) the Lame Ladder this year. May have to switch over to Jeff, officially, but the problem is I don’t know the accurate pronunciation of Ament.

I was already thinking to call him Jeff Cement if it was he who called.

I was also going to mention that Red Mosquito is way better than the shit outfit they're running over there, no matter who it was that called

Actually that’s an interesting point. I wonder how any given guy in the band would react if you brought up RM. would they act like they never heard of it?

Maybe we will find out

[washing machine]

Pearl Spam

[knee tunes]

Call Wasted

[tree_]

Why do you want to talk to Pearl Jam? I don't understand. Do you think they will give you some ultimate secret to life or something or what?

[Bammer]

I Got Caller ID

[mkay0]

Thumbing my way through the yellow pages

[The Argonaut]

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