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"Bay Village Priest says someone called police about a homeless person, but it was a statue of Jesus"



https://www.news5cleveland.com/news/loc ... ?_amp=true
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"Queens man impeached"

https://queenseagle.com/all/2019/12/19/ ... -impeached
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"A man covered his face with tattoos and turned his eyes black. He says it cost him his kindergarten teaching job"



https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.co ... index.html
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Simple Torture wrote:"Queens man impeached"

https://queenseagle.com/all/2019/12/19/ ... -impeached

Ohhhhh!
So that's why he's orange ....!
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"Plane passenger caught smuggling gold nuggets in rectum to avoid taxes"

https://nypost.com/2020/10/16/plane-pas ... taxes/amp/
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knee tunes wrote:"Plane passenger caught smuggling gold nuggets in rectum to avoid taxes"

https://nypost.com/2020/10/16/plane-pas ... taxes/amp/
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doug rr wrote:
knee tunes wrote:"Plane passenger caught smuggling gold nuggets in rectum to avoid taxes"

https://nypost.com/2020/10/16/plane-pas ... taxes/amp/
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thodoks?
Has he been known to, um, do such shoving?
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knee tunes wrote:
doug rr wrote:
knee tunes wrote:"Plane passenger caught smuggling gold nuggets in rectum to avoid taxes"

https://nypost.com/2020/10/16/plane-pas ... taxes/amp/
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thodoks?
Has he been known to, um, do such shoving?
he's just really into gold
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doug rr wrote:
knee tunes wrote:
doug rr wrote:
knee tunes wrote:"Plane passenger caught smuggling gold nuggets in rectum to avoid taxes"

https://nypost.com/2020/10/16/plane-pas ... taxes/amp/
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thodoks?
Has he been known to, um, do such shoving?
he's just really into gold
I guess it's better than gold really being into him
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UK Man Does Five Lines of Cocaine, Has a 40-Minute Wank In a Beer Garden, Is Arrested

https://www.vice.com/en/article/4wb4m9/ ... rested-303
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"Scientists discover new organ in the throat"

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https://www.livescience.com/amp/new-salivary-gland.html
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"Menace or delicacy? It's hairy crab season in China."

https://www.pri.org/stories/2021-01-04/ ... -china?amp
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FUCK ICE
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Yeah really childish to find any joy in animal suffering.
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I'm sorry, trag. I'm sorry, Manatee
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