The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump

[Simple Torture]

Best one yet doug

I imagine he has a folder labeled "last week of election" somewhere for all the best ones. Don't let us down, doug!

[washing machine]

You think he's got a folder full of licorice gifs for the first week of the Biden administration?

[Simple Torture]

You think he's got a folder full of licorice gifs for the first week of the Biden administration?

[verb_to_trust]

You think he's got a folder full of licorice gifs for the first week of the Biden administration?

That's actually a piece of small intestine

[spike]

Hey verb, my sister (third grade teacher) and an assistant teacher were around a kid who tested positive. Nevertheless, they both tested negative, probably because all parties were masked. Neat, huh?

To be fair to verb (since he conceded my point above), that COULD have happened even without masks. It's not the likely result, just possible.

Of course, but this kid tested positive on a Friday, and they interacted with him daily all week. Neat, huh?

curious why you used "neat, huh?" for a second, consecutive time

to underscore my intolerance of any suggestion that simple mitigation measures aren’t worthwhile at this time.

I wear my mask bruh

Because JB says you have to. You don’t seem to believe in it.

I don't give a single shit what JB has to say

So you’re a grown man scared of being mask shamed.

Again, I wear my mask. Everywhere.

Why, when you believe they do nothing?

I could be wrong. Why are you being such a dick about this if I'm not actually putting anyone at risk?

We must be forever vigilant in the war against stupid.

[verb_to_trust]

Hey verb, my sister (third grade teacher) and an assistant teacher were around a kid who tested positive. Nevertheless, they both tested negative, probably because all parties were masked. Neat, huh?

To be fair to verb (since he conceded my point above), that COULD have happened even without masks. It's not the likely result, just possible.

Of course, but this kid tested positive on a Friday, and they interacted with him daily all week. Neat, huh?

curious why you used "neat, huh?" for a second, consecutive time

to underscore my intolerance of any suggestion that simple mitigation measures aren’t worthwhile at this time.

I wear my mask bruh

Because JB says you have to. You don’t seem to believe in it.

I don't give a single shit what JB has to say

So you’re a grown man scared of being mask shamed.

Again, I wear my mask. Everywhere.

Why, when you believe they do nothing?

I could be wrong. Why are you being such a dick about this if I'm not actually putting anyone at risk?

We must be forever vigilant in the war against stupid.

So it's not about safety it's about your virtues?

[spike]

Hey verb, my sister (third grade teacher) and an assistant teacher were around a kid who tested positive. Nevertheless, they both tested negative, probably because all parties were masked. Neat, huh?

To be fair to verb (since he conceded my point above), that COULD have happened even without masks. It's not the likely result, just possible.

Of course, but this kid tested positive on a Friday, and they interacted with him daily all week. Neat, huh?

curious why you used "neat, huh?" for a second, consecutive time

to underscore my intolerance of any suggestion that simple mitigation measures aren’t worthwhile at this time.

I wear my mask bruh

Because JB says you have to. You don’t seem to believe in it.

I don't give a single shit what JB has to say

So you’re a grown man scared of being mask shamed.

Again, I wear my mask. Everywhere.

Why, when you believe they do nothing?

I could be wrong. Why are you being such a dick about this if I'm not actually putting anyone at risk?

We must be forever vigilant in the war against stupid.

So it's not about safety it's about your virtues?

a war of attrition indeed

[Bammer]

The real question here is can Doug find 188 more whiskey gifs by election day?

[96583UP]

neat, huh?

[elliseamos]

neat, huh?

Yeah.

[dimejinky99]

You’re all posting memes and gags and the rest of us are Fucking terrified.

Do the right thing lads. Please.

[elliseamos]

You’re all posting memes and gags and the rest of us are Fucking terrified.

Do the right thing lads. Please.

[96583UP]

Time for the EU to invade the US to topple the GOP

[knee tunes]

on the rocks , whatever

[knee tunes]

You’re all posting memes and gags and the rest of us are Fucking terrified.

Do the right thing lads. Please.

You mean like this ?

[BurtReynolds]

You’re all posting memes and gags and the rest of us are Fucking terrified.

Do the right thing lads. Please.

you're gonna be fine.

[simple schoolboy]

You’re all posting memes and gags and the rest of us are Fucking terrified.

Do the right thing lads. Please.

you're gonna be fine.

After he and his EU Army depose Trump. Then he can sleep peacefully

[96583UP]

You’re all posting memes and gags and the rest of us are Fucking terrified.

Do the right thing lads. Please.

you're gonna be fine.

After he and his EU Army depose Trump. Then he can sleep peacefully

every militiamen's dream come true

Trump wins in a decisive 6-3 Supreme Court victory to overcome a 10 million vote general election loss

EU forces combine with UN peacekeepers to begin their aerial campaign

first dropping leaflets about the benefits of the proportional representation system

then the paratroopers arrive

when they land

they are greeted by a motley armada of pickup trucks and out of shape chronic masturbators

after multiple misfired AR-15s self-inflicting heavy casualties, the American Freedom Army finally bags it's first kill: a UN doctor, there for a leukemia conference

take that

you invasive bastard

[doug rr]

[B]

You’re all posting memes and gags and the rest of us are Fucking terrified.

Do the right thing lads. Please.

Geez, dime. You don't even live in America. Chill out.