Vedder singing for Amazon right now?

[bodysnatcher]

In the middle of the day on a Tuesday WTF

Ed woke up 17 minutes before going live

[Bi_3]

Rise

[Chris_H_2]

which trucker's hat was he wearing?

[96583UP]

he dedicated porch to the current difficulty in achieving reliable 2-day prime delivery

[ghost]

Wishlist

[bodysnatcher]

He dedicated Just Breathe to the crushing amounts of pressure for warehouse workers to outperform corporate efficiency goals for the 2020 holiday season.

[B]

He dedicated Given to Fly to my delivery person who flings my books from 15 feet out and fucks up the corners on my hardcovers.

R.I.P. Art of DTE

[JuanHamm]

He dedicated Given to Fly to my delivery person who flings my books from 15 feet out and fucks up the corners on my hardcovers.

R.I.P. Art of DTE

That guy's not paid enough to care.

[Bi_3]

He dedicated Given to Fly to my delivery person who flings my books from 15 feet out and fucks up the corners on my hardcovers.

R.I.P. Art of DTE

That guy's not paid enough to care.

Underemployable

[B]

He dedicated Given to Fly to my delivery person who flings my books from 15 feet out and fucks up the corners on my hardcovers.

R.I.P. Art of DTE

That guy's not paid enough to care.

Really, the problem is with the executive who came up with the packout protocols. The last two books I bought were loose in a giant box with some of those plastic baloony things.

[bodysnatcher]

He dedicated Given to Fly to my delivery person who flings my books from 15 feet out and fucks up the corners on my hardcovers.

R.I.P. Art of DTE

That guy's not paid enough to care.

Really, the problem is with the executive who came up with the packout protocols. The last two books I bought were loose in a giant box with some of those plastic baloony things.

It’s strange, but that all depends on which warehouse the item is coming from. Warehouses don’t have specific, standard packing instructions per item. One place might use a box, one place might use a bag.

[Bammer]

He dedicated Given to Fly to my delivery person who flings my books from 15 feet out and fucks up the corners on my hardcovers.

R.I.P. Art of DTE

That guy's not paid enough to care.

Really, the problem is with the executive who came up with the packout protocols. The last two books I bought were loose in a giant box with some of those plastic baloony things.

It’s strange, but that all depends on which warehouse the item is coming from. Warehouses don’t have specific, standard packing instructions per item. One place might use a box, one place might use a bag.

There’s a Yellow Ledbetter joke in here for people who don’t know the actual lyrics.

But that being said, Snatch’s joke about efficiency really can’t be topped and everyone should just stop trying.

[liebzz]

Isn’t Yellow Ledbetter about Amazon delivery going contactless? Can you seem them? Out on the porch?

[B]

Isn’t Yellow Ledbetter about Amazon delivery going contactless? Can you seem them? Out on the porch?

He don't know whether to put it in a box or a bag.

Credit:Bammer

[Norah]

You guys all ruined bodysnatcher's perfectly cromulent yellow ledbetter reference.

[96583UP]

what is Ed's running list of corporate private gigs at this point?

Amazon
Netjets
Dropbox
Oracle

what else

he's got half the Dow Jones covered at this point

[VinylGuy]

He played in Cannes Lions the first time i went there. And i remember him and Dave Mathews play at some wedding too?

[spike]

The Shipped Song

[spike]

1/2 Fulfillment Center

[spike]

Swallowed Whole Foods