America..why won't you just ban the fucking gun?

[verb_to_trust]

No
No
No

[macphisto]

YNY

[B]

There's a lot of people answering #1 as though it's a Yes or No question. The correct answer is a number.

[spike]

Why so many guns, B? So the whole family can pack heat?

[macphisto]

There's a lot of people answering #1 as though it's a Yes or No question. The correct answer is a number.

Don't be so pedantic.

[macphisto]

Why so many guns, B? So the whole family can pack heat?

Maybe read it again.

[spike]

He can’t possibly know that, or was there a poll?

[ghost]

No guns
A friend bought a handgun because his wife listened to a podcast about the next civil war and got scared.
Probably

[B]

Why so many guns, B? So the whole family can pack heat?

I was guessing at how many RMers have guns.

[simple schoolboy]

Why so many guns, B? So the whole family can pack heat?

If that were the size of B's collection, that would be a rookie number.

[BurtReynolds]

Don't stop until the media would describe it as an arsenal. Then go further.

[Mickey]

Very normal!

[Mickey]

Is that what you're spending the Scurry money on, Burt?

[Rob]

No
No
Wouldn't know

[BurtReynolds]

nm

[muttuphalfdead]

"8 guns is a rookie number".

Do you drive a pickup, have a small penis, or both?

What a weird thing to say for a grown adult

[BurtReynolds]

What's wrong with driving a pickup?

[spike]

It’s overkill unless you’re a farmer or contractor or whatever.

[macphisto]

Anti-gunners are obsessed with dick size. How many gun owners' cocks have you inspected, and did you measure them with your ass or mouth or both?

[macphisto]

For someone who's into the hobby, eight guns really is just a starting point...

1. 9mm Glock
2. AR-15
3. 12 gauge shotgun
4. .357 revolver
5. .22 rifle
6. .22 pistol
7. .30 bolt-action rifle
8. 1911