The 46th POTUS - Joseph R. Biden, Jr.

[McParadigm]

I’m just glad we’re done saying merry Christmas

Oh, man. I was already so excited about never shaking anyone's hand ever again. This is just icing on the cake.

Come to my tiny window
Crawl inside, wait by the light of the moon

[Strat]

the republican party is anti-democracy at this point, there is no saving that

team Chud. Fuck them sideways from now on.

[spike]

the republican party is anti-democracy at this point, there is no saving that

team Chud. Fuck them sideways from now on.

that’s not democracy, my evenbro

[BurtReynolds]

Still hoping for amicable separation, but more likely one side will eradicate the other.

[spike]

we don’t need your civil war burt

[BurtReynolds]

we don’t need your civil war burt

Reeducation camps and terrorist attacks it is, then.

[Simple Torture]

Please, Burt, we've been over this: it's called sensitivity training. And it's only going to take place at a camp so you can't escape.

[spike]

only one side will have the gold codes

[Mickey]

I think it’s really telling that the people living in the most liberal states tend to be the most pessimistic about our nation’s politics (at least on RM)

conservative politicians at the top of the power structure are bad actors who do not negotiate in good faith. trying to restore to some magical point of bipartisan mutual respect is a fools errand at this point

It is way more likely that the Republicans take back the House in 2022 and immediately try to impeach Biden for assorted Hunter crimes than some sort of return to compromise in the autumn of American capitalism.

[Mickey]

I do agree with Burt that he belongs in a camp.

[Norah]

I think it’s really telling that the people living in the most liberal states tend to be the most pessimistic about our nation’s politics (at least on RM)

conservative politicians at the top of the power structure are bad actors who do not negotiate in good faith. trying to restore to some magical point of bipartisan mutual respect is a fools errand at this point

It is way more likely that the Republicans take back the House in 2022 and immediately try to impeach Biden for assorted Hunter crimes than some sort of return to compromise in the autumn of American capitalism.

yep

[Mickey]

I mean it's all but guaranteed, the Dems are losing the house in 2022.

[spike]

quick, someone overlay this with the current election map

[BurtReynolds]

I do agree with Burt that he belongs in a camp.

Your bourgie fake communist act is your ultimate dumbguy form, PMC.

[BurtReynolds]

quick, someone overlay this with the current election map

The blues are still going to be a potent nuclear power after the separation.

[spike]

quick, someone overlay this with the current election map

The blues are still going to be a potent nuclear power after the separation.

They’ll have the upper hand initially, until warheads are stolen.

[BurtReynolds]

quick, someone overlay this with the current election map

The blues are still going to be a potent nuclear power after the separation.

They’ll have the upper hand initially, until warheads are stolen.

All that alien technology in New Mexico will probably come in handy, too.

[Norah]

the next civil war will not have territory neatly divided along state lines. it will be blue urban centers, mixed suburbs, and red rural strongholds all participating in a low simmer asymmetric war

[spike]

At least the bombing of Fort Mar-a-lago will take the rest of Florida with it.

[BurtReynolds]

There doesn't have to be a war at all, dudes. Peoples can just be allowed to govern themselves how they see fit. It's actually the moral choice.

And they call me the nationalist!