Anybody want a Corona?

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It is shockingly good news for 2020.
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Everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here, now, thank you. How are you?
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Ben Carson has the 'rona
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Strat wrote:Ben Carson has the 'rona
i'm not gonna lie, my first thought immediately was, "didn't he already get it and die?"
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Chris_H_2 wrote:
Strat wrote:Ben Carson has the 'rona
i'm not gonna lie, my first thought immediately was, "didn't he already get it and die?"
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Less doctors and more Pillow salesmen please.
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Chris_H_2 wrote:
Strat wrote:Ben Carson has the 'rona
i'm not gonna lie, my first thought immediately was, "didn't he already get it and die?"
That was Herman Cain, but I guess all conservative black guys are the same to you.
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macphisto wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
Strat wrote:Ben Carson has the 'rona
i'm not gonna lie, my first thought immediately was, "didn't he already get it and die?"
That was Herman Cain, but I guess all conservative black guys are the same to you.
Thanks for explaining the joke, Norris.
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B wrote:
macphisto wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
Strat wrote:Ben Carson has the 'rona
i'm not gonna lie, my first thought immediately was, "didn't he already get it and die?"
That was Herman Cain, but I guess all conservative black guys are the same to you.
Thanks for explaining the joke, Norris.
You are most welcome!
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B wrote:Thanks for explaining the joke, Norris.
It just doesn't feel the same with "Norris"
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Jorge wrote:
B wrote:Thanks for explaining the joke, Norris.
It just doesn't feel the same with "Norris"
There was no way to know until it was used.
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yeah let’s keep that one a chud
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i wonder if Pfizer sat on this news until after the election was decided to as to not let trump cite it as his own victory

that's a pretty important piece of information

if that vaccine info comes out a week or two ago trump gets to claim victory over the virus

now instead he dies of ass rot in a CIA jail on an island in the indian ocean
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It's been telegraphed when the data was going to come out for weeks, if not months.
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Got the youngest Weaseling's coved test results today. She's positive.
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wease wrote:Got the youngest Weaseling's coved test results today. She's positive.
Showing any symptoms? Do you have a spare bedroom to put her in?
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Monkey_Driven wrote:
wease wrote:Got the youngest Weaseling's coved test results today. She's positive.
Showing any symptoms? Do you have a spare bedroom to put her in?
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wease wrote:Got the youngest Weaseling's coved test results today. She's positive.
Doesn’t the whole family need to self isolate for 14 days?
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wease wrote:Got the youngest Weaseling's coved test results today. She's positive.
Hope everyone stays safe and doesn't have major complications.
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It's going through my work currently. Two out for positive tests. One is quarantining because husband has it. One lady is out awaiting her test results.
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