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Armenia has not been able to post photo or video evidence of loss of Azeri materiel for 5 days. The Azeris have maintained a pretty consistent tempo of destroying Armenian armor, but more so artillery and troops. They have shifted from exclusively MAM-L and MAM-C deployment to the TB-2 drones providing targeting information to high precision MLRS or other guided artillery.

Armenian troops keep on showing poor spacing discipline. I guess that doesn't matter so much when the Azeris will use a Spike NLOS to take out a single dismounted soldier.
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is there anyone who jerks off to global conflict more than the simple schoolboy account?
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Norris wrote:is there anyone who jerks off to global conflict more than the simple schoolboy account?
This is a public service for those that don't follow Kim Kardashian.
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simple schoolboy wrote:Azeris will use a Spike NLOS to take out a single dismounted soldier.
like dropping a duffel bag containing $210,000 on him from 10,000 feet
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Well the amber alert tonight almost made me shit my pants
Did the Mother Fucker pay extra to yell?
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Peeps wrote:Well the amber alert tonight almost made me shit my pants
Its real fun when those go off at work and everyone's phone start screaming in unison.

Why the silver alerts have the same tone and sense of urgency, I don't know.
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simple schoolboy wrote:
Norris wrote:is there anyone who jerks off to global conflict more than the simple schoolboy account?
This is a public service for those that don't follow Kim Kardashian.
It's just difficult for some to grasp that not everything bad in the world is done by Chads and Karens.
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simple schoolboy wrote:
Peeps wrote:Well the amber alert tonight almost made me shit my pants
Its real fun when those go off at work and everyone's phone start screaming in unison.
try working for a media outlet that originates them for your region
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Norris wrote:
simple schoolboy wrote:
Peeps wrote:Well the amber alert tonight almost made me shit my pants
Its real fun when those go off at work and everyone's phone start screaming in unison.
try working for a media outlet that originates them for your region
No!
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Ok, thanks argo
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Armenia and Azerbaijan have signed a ceasefire deal.
Azerbaijan keeps all the territory that it captured, as well as Armenian occupied territory outside of NK. Russian Peacekeepers will be stationed in some of the border regions.

Armenian civilians are now rioting as the goverment lied about their prospects in this conflict and this now seems like a betrayal.
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Soviets: randomly cede territory to historical enemy of the majority that live there.

1990's Russia: knock it off, stop it with the fighting and the ethnic cleansing

2020's Russia: Hey, we fixed it. Hey Turkey, can you go ahead and do the peacekeeping stuff?
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that was quick. Sounds like the Armenian government didn't do to well.
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is there so much armenia/azerbaijan news in this thread because it's a possible ground zero for world war III?
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blueviper wrote:is there so much armenia/azerbaijan news in this thread because it's a possible ground zero for world war III?
The last time we had so many posts about something nobody cares about was that Mynabirds thread
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blueviper wrote:is there so much armenia/azerbaijan news in this thread because it's a possible ground zero for world war III?
The only global significance is that now 2nd rate militaries can be scary effective with UAVs and loitering munitions.

If a small country has oil money and good relations with Israel and Turkey, their neighbors should be nervous.
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