Anybody want a Corona?

[spike]

milky stayaway

[simple schoolboy]

milky stayaway

Milkyway is a lesser candy than you first two.

[verb_to_trust]

Milky Way is right down there with Three Musketeers as worst candy bar. Mounds too.

[macphisto]

DON’T TALK SHIT ABOUT MILKY WAY

[macphisto]

Mounds sucks because it’s not an Almond Joy.

[spike]

i bet macphisto likes candy corn

[macphisto]

Fuck off. Nobody does.

[spike]

[96583UP]

look on the bright side:

i envision a baby boom when this pandemic is over

[macphisto]

How dare you!

[verb_to_trust]

Fuck off. Nobody does.

My wife does. I mock her for it.

[simple schoolboy]

Fuck off. Nobody does.

My wife does. I mock her for it.

I want to see this argument play out for British confections. They've got some funny named candies.

[knee tunes]

Wasn't Halloween two weeks ago? Maybe we shouldn't have handed out candy to the people we're trying to distance from...

Seriously doubt kids trick or treating has anything to do with spread.

Right. Because they're wearing masks

[knee tunes]

This is for verb and whoever.


I just copy and pasted the latest corona numbers for the United States into excel and put the states in order by most cases per capita. I didn't include Guam or the Princess Cruise Ships or any of that shit, just the states.

If you're wondering what the green states are, they are the 15 without a statewide mask mandate.



whoa. When you zoom in, the squiggles in that pic go away

[knee tunes]

Here is the same chart--today's corona stats for the United States arranged in order from the most corona cases per capita to the least.

Then I colored them according to this presidential election.

Of the 15 worst per capita states, 13 are red.

Of the 15 best per capita states, 13 are blue.

It's a rather striking visual of how politicized corona virus has become. So sad because of the pain and suffering and loss of life .

Spoiler: show

P.S. macphisto, this would be an example of a "fact"

[macphisto]

Not sure why you felt the need to call me out.

There are no more facts or universal truths*, just manipulated data used to push ideas and prop up worldviews.

Figures lie and liars figure.


Not that Excel isn’t a wonderful and fulfilling hobby, but how’s your love life?

















*Except that Jesus loves you

[wease]

Wait. I thought it went away. We were told that after a Nov 3 it would magically go away. We’re we lied to?

[macphisto]

WE ARE WE LIED TO?

[McParadigm]

WE ARE WE LIED TO?

Yes you are you lied to

[macphisto]

Of course, Biden's response will be nothing short of spectacular, but if it's an abject failure, well, it's because he inherited a mess.