Curbside versus Delivery

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how did we get here?
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Self wrote:how did we get here?
Well it all started back in late 2019 when a deadly virus began to emerge...
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washing machine wrote:
Self wrote:how did we get here?
Well it all started back in late 2019 when a deadly virus began to emerge...
I'm not tired. Tell me more, grandpa!

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Self wrote:
washing machine wrote:
Self wrote:how did we get here?
Well it all started back in late 2019 when a deadly virus began to emerge...
I'm not tired. Tell me more, grandpa!

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delivery is too expensive...i'm ready to be out of quarantine
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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yeah i def OD-ed on delivery there for a while and am cutting back

i made a big thing of taco meat with black beans and have just been making burritos all week
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96583UP wrote:yeah i def OD-ed on delivery there for a while and am cutting back

i made a big thing of taco meat with black beans and have just been making burritos all week
how are your farts
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I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
96583UP wrote:yeah i def OD-ed on delivery there for a while and am cutting back

i made a big thing of taco meat with black beans and have just been making burritos all week
how are your farts
beefy

i also drink a lot of coffee thoughout the day

you drinking coffee yet?

might fix your poop situation
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96583UP wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
96583UP wrote:yeah i def OD-ed on delivery there for a while and am cutting back

i made a big thing of taco meat with black beans and have just been making burritos all week
how are your farts
beefy

i also drink a lot of coffee thoughout the day

you drinking coffee yet?

might fix your poop situation
once or twice a week...usually when i'm in the office and sleepy, or out and about really early and grab a mccoffee from mcdonald's house
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
96583UP wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
96583UP wrote:yeah i def OD-ed on delivery there for a while and am cutting back

i made a big thing of taco meat with black beans and have just been making burritos all week
how are your farts
beefy

i also drink a lot of coffee thoughout the day

you drinking coffee yet?

might fix your poop situation
once or twice a week...usually when i'm in the office and sleepy, or out and about really early and grab a mccoffee from mcdonald's house
McD's coffee is so jacked up. When I get it I actually usually pour out half and add more milk. It hits me hard - like 3X harder than starbucks. Don't know what it is

a coffee with breakfast in the morning gets the poop machine going
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96583UP wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
96583UP wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
96583UP wrote:yeah i def OD-ed on delivery there for a while and am cutting back

i made a big thing of taco meat with black beans and have just been making burritos all week
how are your farts
beefy

i also drink a lot of coffee thoughout the day

you drinking coffee yet?

might fix your poop situation
once or twice a week...usually when i'm in the office and sleepy, or out and about really early and grab a mccoffee from mcdonald's house
McD's coffee is so jacked up. When I get it I actually usually pour out half and add more milk. It hits me hard - like 3X harder than starbucks. Don't know what it is

a coffee with breakfast in the morning gets the poop machine going
it's one of the few coffees i can drink without having to chase each sip with water...i have no clue what is good coffee or not, but i can't stand creamer or sugar in it
And they say that a hero could save us
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
96583UP wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
96583UP wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
96583UP wrote:yeah i def OD-ed on delivery there for a while and am cutting back

i made a big thing of taco meat with black beans and have just been making burritos all week
how are your farts
beefy

i also drink a lot of coffee thoughout the day

you drinking coffee yet?

might fix your poop situation
once or twice a week...usually when i'm in the office and sleepy, or out and about really early and grab a mccoffee from mcdonald's house
McD's coffee is so jacked up. When I get it I actually usually pour out half and add more milk. It hits me hard - like 3X harder than starbucks. Don't know what it is

a coffee with breakfast in the morning gets the poop machine going
it's one of the few coffees i can drink without having to chase each sip with water...i have no clue what is good coffee or not, but i can't stand creamer or sugar in it
damn dude

Basically you right now: 'I don't smoke but when I do it's once or twice a week and its Marlboro Red 100s'
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washing machine wrote:
Bammer wrote:Wait you guys still aren’t going to the grocery store?
My family and I went for an actual shopping trip for the first time since March today. We mapped out our route based on our list and it was pretty stress free except for when we got to the cashier line.

I like that the sense of urgency kept us from impulse buying needless things.
This was short lived. We are back on that curbside life.
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96583UP wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
96583UP wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
96583UP wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
96583UP wrote:yeah i def OD-ed on delivery there for a while and am cutting back

i made a big thing of taco meat with black beans and have just been making burritos all week
how are your farts
beefy

i also drink a lot of coffee thoughout the day

you drinking coffee yet?

might fix your poop situation
once or twice a week...usually when i'm in the office and sleepy, or out and about really early and grab a mccoffee from mcdonald's house
McD's coffee is so jacked up. When I get it I actually usually pour out half and add more milk. It hits me hard - like 3X harder than starbucks. Don't know what it is

a coffee with breakfast in the morning gets the poop machine going
it's one of the few coffees i can drink without having to chase each sip with water...i have no clue what is good coffee or not, but i can't stand creamer or sugar in it
damn dude

Basically you right now: 'I don't smoke but when I do it's once or twice a week and its Marlboro Red 100s' camel non filters
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96583UP wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
96583UP wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
96583UP wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
96583UP wrote:yeah i def OD-ed on delivery there for a while and am cutting back

i made a big thing of taco meat with black beans and have just been making burritos all week
how are your farts
beefy

i also drink a lot of coffee thoughout the day

you drinking coffee yet?

might fix your poop situation
once or twice a week...usually when i'm in the office and sleepy, or out and about really early and grab a mccoffee from mcdonald's house
McD's coffee is so jacked up. When I get it I actually usually pour out half and add more milk. It hits me hard - like 3X harder than starbucks. Don't know what it is

a coffee with breakfast in the morning gets the poop machine going
it's one of the few coffees i can drink without having to chase each sip with water...i have no clue what is good coffee or not, but i can't stand creamer or sugar in it
damn dude

Basically you right now: 'I don't smoke but when I do it's once or twice a week and its Marlboro Red 100s'
i don't know
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I have $150 doordash gift card and I have no idea how to use it. I’m not a doordash or Uber eats customer, and don’t really want to open an account just to use this thing.
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bodysnatcher wrote:I have $150 doordash gift card and I have no idea how to use it. I’m not a doordash or Uber eats customer, and don’t really want to open an account just to use this thing.
Well, that’s how it works. You could flip it for crack.
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Mail it to me
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Get some Shake Shack, homie
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