Anybody want a Corona?

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Anecdotes are rarely powerful.

Hope her girlfriend pulls through though
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Strat wrote:Guys i was actually turned on by the nasal swab.

I have such inflamed nasal cavities as it is....it just felt good to have something shoved up there. Felt like a brief and painful massage.

I kind of want to go back for more tomorrow.
I very rarely get bad congestion like that, but when it happens, I ask the heavens why there aren't any balloon implantable nasal/ sinus stents.

I'll sign whatever waivers, lets open this shit up!
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netti pot spray bottle all day every day.
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Strat wrote:netti pot spray bottle all day every day.
Thats how the ameobas get you.
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Yeah, those are well known to contain microchips, nasally inserted.
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Wait up - what if that's what they are really doing when they swab your schnoz - inserting microchips waaaay up in there, never to be removed!

Have I just uncovered the truth! Rise up sheeple! The coronavirus hoax exposed!
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Higgs wrote:Yeah, those are well known to contain microchips, nasally inserted.
Higgs remember we were making bets on US having what was it--40,000/50,000 cases a day? This is bullshit
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knee tunes wrote:
Higgs wrote:Yeah, those are well known to contain microchips, nasally inserted.
Higgs remember we were making bets on US having what was it--40,000/50,000 cases a day? This is bullshit
I was thinking on that just last week. I remember at the time thinking I would be crazy to suggest 40,000 daily cases. To see where you are at now - fuck me.
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Higgs wrote:Yeah, those are well known to contain microchips, nasally inserted.
Comment deleted. The swabs for sure do that

Not sure about the Neti pots.
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What a joke
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Haha this sucks man.
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Mickey wrote: Haha this sucks man.
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blueviper wrote:
Mickey wrote: Haha this sucks man.
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Several people at Washington's Reagan National Airport told CNN this week that they felt safe enough to fly.

"I understand the risk that I'm taking, but I want to see my family," Yasmine Dehghani, who was flying to Connecticut, said.
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I get people wanting to have Thanksgiving with their family, but you couldn't pay me enough money to go through an airport or sit on a plane right now. And then you're going to walk into your family's house with COVID.

We're going to have a 250,000 case day by the end of December.
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B wrote:I get people wanting to have Thanksgiving with their family, but you couldn't pay me enough money to go through an airport or sit on a plane right now. And then you're going to walk into your family's house with COVID.

We're going to have a 250,000 case day by the end of December.
Didn't we have 204k yesterday? 250k by end of December is wishful thinking.
VinylGuy wrote:its really tiresome to see these ¨good guys¨ talking about any political stuff in tv while also being kinda funny and hip and cool....its just...please enough of this shit.
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this is gonna fucking explode
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Stop counting cases. You're like a bunch of crackheads.
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i don't count them

i just gawk

and there's gonna be a lotta gawking upcoming

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96583UP wrote:i don't count them

i just gawk

and there's gonna be a lotta gawking upcoming

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You mean the not even remotely accurate numbers that can't be reliably used to contextualize anything?
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