Rank the Parts of a Chicken

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Rank the Parts of a Chicken

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1. Thighs - so moist, so versatile, so great. and very difficult to overcook. they're the no.1 part of a chicken to cook and eat

2. Wings - setting aside the drumette vs. wingette argument (although drumette is clearly better), the wings are delicious plain or with sauce, and are great for making broths

3. Breasts - ok, yeah, they're better for you, and i love a nicely coated, fried chicken breast. but boneless, skinless breasts is where i draw the line. still better than . . .

4. Drumsticks - you love them as kids, but there's not much there once you get past the tendons and cartilage, and when you get older you realize there are better choices. the imagine dragons of chicken parts
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I agree with your rankings but flats are still better than drums
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Terrible ranking
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BurtReynolds wrote:Terrible ranking
Grow up
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BurtReynolds wrote:Terrible ranking
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Beak? Feet? Feathers?

F U and your non-comprehensive ranking.


By the way, I can't help but be reminded of the iconic scene from the beloved sitcom Just the Ten of Us where one of the daughters, aka "Lubbock Babes," brings a guy home for a family dinner and dad serves chicken. He asks the guy if he is a breast man or a thigh man, and the young genius asks for a drumstick.
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1. Personality
2. Mind
3. Breasts
4. Booty
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The Argonaut wrote:1. Personality
2. Mind
3. Breasts
4. Booty
switch 4 with 3 and now you're talking
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dark is all that matters..thighs over legs

lets not forget about the deep fried chicken livers..very versatile as fishing bait or snacking on..
and flats obviously
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Chris_H_2 wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:Terrible ranking
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pick up a roasted bird at fresh thyme and try to tell me drumsticks are last
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spike wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:Terrible ranking
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pick up a roasted bird at fresh thyme and try to tell me drumsticks are last
i've never had it from there. i'll have to give it a try.

by the way, have you smoked a whole bird yet? so, so good.
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thighs, wings, drumsticks, breast

and when it comes to wings flats are best
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Honestly, at this point, if the chicken is even just a little cute and nice to me, I'd be into it. Sure, I used to like them fresh, with thick juicy thighs and crispy skin, but I'm getting older and my priorities are changing. Just let me meet a nice chicken
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These rankings all depend on how the chicken is cooked

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Roasted: Breast

Fried: Wings then Drumsticks

Stew: Thighs
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at this point in your life, never say no to a capon...
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wings aren't even food.
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doug rr wrote:at this point in your life, never say no to a capon...
we have a thread for that!

http://forums.theskyiscrape.com/viewtop ... eat+a+cock
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Norris wrote:thighs, wings, drumsticks, breast

and when it comes to wings flats are best
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Chris_H_2 wrote:
spike wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:Terrible ranking
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pick up a roasted bird at fresh thyme and try to tell me drumsticks are last
i've never had it from there. i'll have to give it a try.

by the way, have you smoked a whole bird yet? so, so good.
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Honorable mention to gizzards for their excellent appearance in dirty rice and Popeye's gravy.
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