Rank the Parts of a Chicken
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Rank the Parts of a Chicken
1. Thighs - so moist, so versatile, so great. and very difficult to overcook. they're the no.1 part of a chicken to cook and eat
2. Wings - setting aside the drumette vs. wingette argument (although drumette is clearly better), the wings are delicious plain or with sauce, and are great for making broths
3. Breasts - ok, yeah, they're better for you, and i love a nicely coated, fried chicken breast. but boneless, skinless breasts is where i draw the line. still better than . . .
4. Drumsticks - you love them as kids, but there's not much there once you get past the tendons and cartilage, and when you get older you realize there are better choices. the imagine dragons of chicken parts
2. Wings - setting aside the drumette vs. wingette argument (although drumette is clearly better), the wings are delicious plain or with sauce, and are great for making broths
3. Breasts - ok, yeah, they're better for you, and i love a nicely coated, fried chicken breast. but boneless, skinless breasts is where i draw the line. still better than . . .
4. Drumsticks - you love them as kids, but there's not much there once you get past the tendons and cartilage, and when you get older you realize there are better choices. the imagine dragons of chicken parts
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Re: Rank the Parts of a Chicken
I agree with your rankings but flats are still better than drums
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Grow upBurtReynolds wrote:Terrible ranking
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Re: Rank the Parts of a Chicken
BurtReynolds wrote:Terrible ranking

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Re: Rank the Parts of a Chicken
Beak? Feet? Feathers?
F U and your non-comprehensive ranking.
By the way, I can't help but be reminded of the iconic scene from the beloved sitcom Just the Ten of Us where one of the daughters, aka "Lubbock Babes," brings a guy home for a family dinner and dad serves chicken. He asks the guy if he is a breast man or a thigh man, and the young genius asks for a drumstick.
F U and your non-comprehensive ranking.
By the way, I can't help but be reminded of the iconic scene from the beloved sitcom Just the Ten of Us where one of the daughters, aka "Lubbock Babes," brings a guy home for a family dinner and dad serves chicken. He asks the guy if he is a breast man or a thigh man, and the young genius asks for a drumstick.
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Re: Rank the Parts of a Chicken
1. Personality
2. Mind
3. Breasts
4. Booty
2. Mind
3. Breasts
4. Booty
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Re: Rank the Parts of a Chicken
switch 4 with 3 and now you're talkingThe Argonaut wrote:1. Personality
2. Mind
3. Breasts
4. Booty
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Re: Rank the Parts of a Chicken
dark is all that matters..thighs over legs
lets not forget about the deep fried chicken livers..very versatile as fishing bait or snacking on..
and flats obviously
lets not forget about the deep fried chicken livers..very versatile as fishing bait or snacking on..
and flats obviously
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Re: Rank the Parts of a Chicken
pick up a roasted bird at fresh thyme and try to tell me drumsticks are lastChris_H_2 wrote:BurtReynolds wrote:Terrible ranking
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Re: Rank the Parts of a Chicken
i've never had it from there. i'll have to give it a try.spike wrote:pick up a roasted bird at fresh thyme and try to tell me drumsticks are lastChris_H_2 wrote:BurtReynolds wrote:Terrible ranking
by the way, have you smoked a whole bird yet? so, so good.
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Re: Rank the Parts of a Chicken
thighs, wings, drumsticks, breast
and when it comes to wings flats are best
and when it comes to wings flats are best
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Re: Rank the Parts of a Chicken
Honestly, at this point, if the chicken is even just a little cute and nice to me, I'd be into it. Sure, I used to like them fresh, with thick juicy thighs and crispy skin, but I'm getting older and my priorities are changing. Just let me meet a nice chicken
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Re: Rank the Parts of a Chicken
These rankings all depend on how the chicken is cooked
#1 seeds:
Roasted: Breast
Fried: Wings then Drumsticks
Stew: Thighs
#1 seeds:
Roasted: Breast
Fried: Wings then Drumsticks
Stew: Thighs
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Re: Rank the Parts of a Chicken
at this point in your life, never say no to a capon...
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we have a thread for that!doug rr wrote:at this point in your life, never say no to a capon...
http://forums.theskyiscrape.com/viewtop ... eat+a+cock
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Re: Rank the Parts of a Chicken
ThisNorris wrote:thighs, wings, drumsticks, breast
and when it comes to wings flats are best
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RANKED: http://www.chicagomag.com/Chicago-Magaz ... ns-Ranked/Chris_H_2 wrote:i've never had it from there. i'll have to give it a try.spike wrote:pick up a roasted bird at fresh thyme and try to tell me drumsticks are lastChris_H_2 wrote:BurtReynolds wrote:Terrible ranking
by the way, have you smoked a whole bird yet? so, so good.
haven't smoked a bird yet
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Re: Rank the Parts of a Chicken
Honorable mention to gizzards for their excellent appearance in dirty rice and Popeye's gravy.