How long? How long?: The New South

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After Texas and others seceded from the US (but somehow take the Constitution with them), the first orders of business:

Act 1: Reclaim Oklahoma from the Native Americans
Act 2: Tear down all the northern-honoring Satues
Act 3: Ban masks of any kind... well except those that help you camouflage when you're tricking deer and other game animals... including people
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is texas going to take Houston, Dallas, Austin, and San Antonio and all their Democratic votes with them too

or just ringfence the urban / economic centers

like lesotho

is texas going to become south africa? and its cities lesotho?

is that what this is about?

can you rename this thread then, please?
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Frontline: The Lesothification of the South: 'Leave the jobs, bring the 'tards'
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Act 4: Round up the Dems
Act 5: Unincorporate Urban areas and split them up amongst neighbors
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Act 6: get the coca
Act 7: have the power
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BurtReynolds wrote:
96583UP wrote:is texas going to take Houston, Dallas, Austin, and San Antonio and all their Democratic votes with them too
Blue city populations will be forcibly relocated to blue states, and rural/suburban red populations in blue states will be repopulated to red states.

What if you don't vote or are independent?
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96583UP wrote:is texas going to take Houston, Dallas, Austin, and San Antonio and all their Democratic votes with them too

or just ringfence the urban / economic centers

like lesotho

is texas going to become south africa? and its cities lesotho?

is that what this is about?

can you rename this thread then, please?
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verb_to_trust wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:
96583UP wrote:is texas going to take Houston, Dallas, Austin, and San Antonio and all their Democratic votes with them too
Blue city populations will be forcibly relocated to blue states, and rural/suburban red populations in blue states will be repopulated to red states.

What if you don't vote or are independent?
You can't be neutral on a moving train.
washing machine wrote:
96583UP wrote:is texas going to take Houston, Dallas, Austin, and San Antonio and all their Democratic votes with them too

or just ringfence the urban / economic centers

like lesotho

is texas going to become south africa? and its cities lesotho?

is that what this is about?

can you rename this thread then, please?
Act 8: Imprison Gene Wu
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does Wu plan to take Texas to china i am confused now
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96583UP wrote:does Wu plan to take Texas to china i am confused now
With him jailed the other 35 chambers will fall in line.
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verb_to_trust wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:
96583UP wrote:is texas going to take Houston, Dallas, Austin, and San Antonio and all their Democratic votes with them too
Blue city populations will be forcibly relocated to blue states, and rural/suburban red populations in blue states will be repopulated to red states.

What if you don't vote or are independent?

Independents are just democrat's that don't like taxes.
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tragabigzanda wrote:This thread makes me think of that RHCP song
it makes me think of ratm, cause what you reap is what you sow
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Why on earth would you want an American treasure like Congressman Gene Wu imprisoned?
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‘Gene Wu’ sounds like a top secret military science experiment
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washing machine wrote:Why on earth would you want an American treasure like Congressman Gene Wu imprisoned?
We don't feel that sorta way 'bout'em in the New South.
96583UP wrote:‘Gene Wu’ sounds like a top secret military science experiment
Even more reason to LOCK HIM UP!
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Act 9: Rename military bases after Trump
Act 10: Dec. 23rd AND 24th are official holidays
Act 11: American Flag is to be hugged, not saluted
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Norris wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:This thread makes me think of that RHCP song
it makes me think of ratm, cause what you reap is what you sow
This is exactly what I thought when I read that title.
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