My headphone plug broke off inside my laptop's audio jack

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theplatypus wrote:
Sgt. Crackpot wrote:Drop of superglue on the tip of the broken plug. Plug it back in, and let partly dry. Pull it out.
This ruined my computer's audio jack.
No shit you put superglue in it.
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BurtReynolds wrote:this will end in tears
:shock: Burt was right!
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Did you try the magnet trick?
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cutuphalfdead wrote:
theplatypus wrote:
Sgt. Crackpot wrote:Drop of superglue on the tip of the broken plug. Plug it back in, and let partly dry. Pull it out.
This ruined my computer's audio jack.
No shit you put superglue in it.
Yeah. I had to get the audio jack replaced. And a USB port that broke when I accidentally dropped my computer. Anyway, things are better now, and hopefully this provides Ruddo some closure.
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Jorge has really turned over a new leaf.
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Thank you, Jorge.
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So this happened to a laptop in our household. After a quick google search I found there is a tool made specifically for this problem. I ordered it off of Amazon and 2 days later it arrived and worked in seconds.
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Don't use a stupid tool! You have to pour glue into your port.
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Unlocking this so Jorge can comment about it
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I lied about the resolution to this episode just to give you closure
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Jorge wrote:I lied about the resolution to this episode just to give you closure
I figured. But now that I know it can be done easily, I'm ok with that.
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Use a very powerful magnet.

Just kidding! Don't do that! My suggestion to use a magnet was really just a clever ruse to get you to destroy your own computer. But I am too kind-hearted to follow through on this ruse, so I exposed it immediately as a ruse. Don't use a magnet! It was a ruse and I am sorry!
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Asher is mistaken, magnets make your computer run better. The more powerful the magnet the better the effect.
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I doubled my hard disk space by putting a magnet against it.
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Yeah it's like super defragging your drive, it more efficiently places the 1s and 0s so you can fit more data.
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It seems that everyone but me is capable of perpetrating ruses
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Norris wrote:Yeah it's like super defragging your drive, it more efficiently places the 1s and 0s so you can fit more data.
Can you elaborate on this?
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