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Heh, was that last article written by Microsoft?

I think it's safe to assume that Russia and China know everything there is to know about the US, including the nuclear launch codes.
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agree, they should assume that
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i heard they even broke into US Weekly to find out Who Wore It Better

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Just tell the guy he is dumb and wrong and that a weird geared drawer that results in at least 50% space lost doesn't have enough tradeoff benefits.

Don't do whatever Marco is doing. Its not going to be a winner in the long run.
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BurtReynolds wrote:
Pretty sure Nancy is not the one in the way of that $600.
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elliseamos wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:
Pretty sure Nancy is not the one in the way of that $600.
yeah without her we'd probably be talking about $1200 ones.
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BurtReynolds wrote:
elliseamos wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:
Pretty sure Nancy is not the one in the way of that $600.
yeah without her we'd probably be talking about $1200 ones.
Are you being stupid on purpose or to be funny?
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I'm not going to dignify that comment with a response!
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I have no idea what the context of this is, nor do I care, but it's good to remember that this is part of the ad campaign itself:

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BurtReynolds wrote:I have no idea what the context of this is, nor do I care, but it's good to remember that this part of the ad campaign itself:

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What is this now?
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If I've said it before I've said it a thousand times: chicks dig criminals.
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BurtReynolds wrote:If I've said it before I've said it a thousand times: chicks dig criminals.
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BurtReynolds wrote:If I've said it before I've said it a thousand times: chicks dig criminals.
The best pull quote: "He's 5'10", not 5'7"".
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quite the read on the russian poisoning case
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simple schoolboy wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:If I've said it before I've said it a thousand times: chicks dig criminals.
The best pull quote: "He's 5'10", not 5'7"".


“This story appears in the March 2021 issue.”

ITS FROM THE FUTURE
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This is incredible and hilarious.
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Birds in Hell wrote:This is incredible and hilarious.
Its bizarre, but also the reactions are a bit confused at least in the American sphere because somehow Spanish = Latinx and she therefore is taking the mantle of an unprivileged immigrant.

This is more like Madonna adopting a fake British accent. Bizarre that anyone goes along with it, but is she really gaining anything by it?

Would we expect Alec Baldwin to have a spouse that is anywhere near normal in the social/ mental health sphere?
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simple schoolboy wrote:This is more like Madonna adopting a fake British accent. Bizarre that anyone goes along with it, but is she really gaining anything by it?
A high value spouse, I guess?

Her kids names demonstrate astonishing commitment to the bit:

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Pro-level con artist action here, she doesn't lie (in a very narrow sense of the word):
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